Ickle wickle ittle wittle lovely wuvly etc. [you know who you are]

I

Ickle Piglet Wench

Guest
Hell, I can get on but can't get in (f-ing IT blocked our dept. computers from Yahoo and MSN). Anyway. I wanted to give you an 'ello or a hello, and perhaps a few words more. Feel a bit too exposed here in Solo-land, though. So you can have the hello at any rate, and some merrily made holiday huggles.

IT comes back Monday, hopefully they won't block this place as well...that way I have some line of communication with you while I bounce between the many places I call anywhere-but-home.

Well. Take care, as always.
The Wench
 
Jesus, this sounds like something my ex gf would say, and she certainly turned out to be a wench! This is a place of solitude and if she invades it, oh my god, it will be like The Smiths dying out all again! Stay away TMS!

If you're any other, hello wenchy

MBB X
 
Hell.
S'pose that means you haven't got my emails. Hope all is well in your wanderings. What the hell's been going on? It all sounds simultaneously exciting and frightening. How's the new job going? You still planning on returning home for Xmas? And when do I get my tracklisting ? >-K (urrrgggghh -stupid smileys, you get the idea...)

You're right, it does feel a bit agoraphobic chatting here, but in the absence of anything better, take care of your wonderful self and any other selves you may recently have acquired. Huggles returned to the power of 10! And I just remembered two things I was going to do when I lost weight...
Come back soon.
Himself.
 
S'okay mate, I think you'll find this is another

And she's more piglet than wench.
 
> Hell.
> S'pose that means you haven't got my emails. Hope all is well in your
> wanderings. What the hell's been going on? It all sounds simultaneously
> exciting and frightening. How's the new job going? You still planning on
> returning home for Xmas? And when do I get my tracklisting ? >-K
> (urrrgggghh -stupid smileys, you get the idea...)

> You're right, it does feel a bit agoraphobic chatting here, but in the
> absence of anything better, take care of your wonderful self and any other
> selves you may recently have acquired. Huggles returned to the power of
> 10! And I just remembered two things I was going to do when I lost
> weight...
> Come back soon.
> Himself.

What the hell's been going on? Branching out, avoiding trouble and enjoying life. I don't know how it all started, something prompted me to say aloud "I can't f-ing stand it here, I need to get the hell out of here". Et voila, I'm moving away. Will be home for Christmas as planned, though I believe I am working Christmas day so it will be Christmas night I return. As I work the day after, I shall only stay about an hour.

The new job is fantastic, I'll let you know more about that when I have more time to say anything. We get these stunted little breaks here, hardly worth clocking in and out for. Any moment my radio will sound, and I will be on my way to perform the duties I have been assigned. Just know that I am happy about this new employment decision, and that isn't likely to change.

Split my sides with the seagrass and weightloss. My god, those two moments when the planets were properly aligned just long enough for us to encounter such majesty...

Not that those were the best moments, mind you

I am going to see if I can bribe IT into letting me have Yahoo back. If not, then...maybe I can at least convince them to let me keep this last little vital line here.

Take care muchly, m'darling.
Pinches, tickles and pokes with an arrrrrrrrgh and a squeal;
Wenchy Piggy
 
Re: S'okay mate, I think you'll find this is another

> And she's more piglet than wench.

You just called me fat.
I don't like you anymore.
*oink*
 
> What the hell's been going on? Branching out, avoiding trouble and
> enjoying life. I don't know how it all started, something prompted me to
> say aloud "I can't f-ing stand it here, I need to get the hell out of
> here". Et voila, I'm moving away. Will be home for Christmas as
> planned, though I believe I am working Christmas day so it will be
> Christmas night I return. As I work the day after, I shall only stay about
> an hour.

Hmmmmm, so where HAVE you run away to?????? Is this a permanent thing? What of Rufus and Eudora, are they with you? Will you return home to find your family growing dope in your room? What happened to all those men who were accosting you, has it all passed, or have you decided to shack up with one of them? *gulp* Anyway, you need at least to be receiving mail at your old address because... well, just because.

> The new job is fantastic, I'll let you know more about that when I have
> more time to say anything. We get these stunted little breaks here, hardly
> worth clocking in and out for. Any moment my radio will sound, and I will
> be on my way to perform the duties I have been assigned. Just know that I
> am happy about this new employment decision, and that isn't likely to
> change.

I'm really, really glad you're so happy. Just wish I could share it with you in a slightly less public forum. I hope at least THAT will change soon.

> Split my sides with the seagrass and weightloss. My god, those two moments
> when the planets were properly aligned just long enough for us to
> encounter such majesty...

> Not that those were the best moments, mind you

Mmmm, but it all seems like an eternity ago - and we've only really had the briefest correspondence since. Most vexing.

> I am going to see if I can bribe IT into letting me have Yahoo back. If
> not, then...maybe I can at least convince them to let me keep this last
> little vital line here.

> Take care muchly, m'darling.
> Pinches, tickles and pokes with an arrrrrrrrgh and a squeal;
> Wenchy Piggy

Anyway, all is pretty well here (allowing for a distressing lack of piglet-communication) - but as you probably haven't got my emails you won't know that (in a wierd parallel of your own recent experiences) a good friend's father committed suicide recently. The funeral was last week, and things have been a bit generally subdued.

Anyway, gotta go and sort out my Xmas shopping. Hope wherever you are they are looking after you (unless 'they' is aforementioned males, in which case *pause to allow for unspecified threats against their welfare*),and you are saving assiduously for future expeditions (unless of course you've gone off that idea). Anyway, above all else I'm glad you're happy and enjoying life.

Oh and those photos? Any developments? *Marvels at own distinctive wit*

Many small furry squeaking things,
Your B...... ummm I mean he from across the puddle.
 
Re: S'okay mate, I think you'll find this is another

> You just called me fat.

Not all piglets are fat! You are a svelte piglet. Let it be known.

> I don't like you anymore.

Hmph! I noticed!

> *oink*

*sounds of small rodents sipping Gatorade*

>
 
OK - No pretence, I've read your main page diary

There's an email on it's way.
Don't worry - I don't hate you, but you might have told me sooner.


The saddest one of all.
*sob*
 
...but Merry Xmas ickle one

My very fondest in the extreme to you and yours.

I hope you can contact me soon, but I understand if not.
You've got a bit more mail also. Hope you're able to check it soon.

Too much love,
Me.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX and a big ol'-fashioned, life-draining O
 
Re: ...but Merry Xmas ickle one

> My very fondest in the extreme to you and yours.

> I hope you can contact me soon, but I understand if not.
> You've got a bit more mail also. Hope you're able to check it soon.

> Too much love,
> Me.
>
> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
> and a big ol'-fashioned, life-draining O

Merry Christmas to you as well, darling.
More love to you than you imagined...
~
 
Re: ...but Merry Xmas ickle one

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Who'd have thought elation could come packaged in a series of electronic blips?

Or so many human cells?

And if I let my imagination go does the above still hold?

Every conceivable love, flippers a-wavin'
B Manatee.
 

Similar threads

M
Replies
0
Views
469
Mr.Improper Pimp to the stars
M
S
Replies
2
Views
700
Some Totally Random Chicano Fan From Reseda
S
M
Replies
19
Views
1K
Mr.Improper PIMP to the UN
M
Back
Top Bottom