I want the world to know my secret

[The Magic Fairy]

God bless Russell Dean

It's a date then.

You're wonderful x

Perhaps I can make that acquaintance we often mention? Wink.

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Magnolia

So I've now met the good fairy. And what a delightful lady she is.
"They're tiny really and don't leave anything to the imagination."

They certainly were... Delightful.

Love you x

 

[Little Miss Curious]

God bless the little fairys..

Oh, she was delighted to meet you. Quivering with happiness. She would have met you sooner, only she's scared of the Vicar and his dressing gown...

Ooh, my delightful, delightful fairys, scared of Vicar's and their daughters...xxx

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Vicar frightens away pagan spirits

The Vicar dare not intrude on our sacred shrine. Nor tease, torment nor tantalise. The figure appears, bearing a shotgun...

 

[Little Miss Splendid]

Vicar's daughters sash frightens away everything

I'm not scared of him. I'm a born again atheist. Anyway, I doubt his mind was full of pure thoughts when he saw my knickers in the notorious last performance of Spring And Port Wine.

The bottom of the road looks depressingly empty, darling. x

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Hilda! Call the police....

Lucky vicar, seeing forbidden fruit. We have something in common then.
"Ethel! Them be burglars, after the silver. Get my shotgun..."

 

[Little Miss Kiss]

Hilda! Pull your skirt up...

Yes, but I had no inclination of letting the Vicar see the fairy. You however...

"Leave it Wilfred. They don't sound like burglars. Burglars don't make that sort of noise."

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Everybody could see...

There's always magic in the air when the fairy waves her wand...

"I suppose you'r right, Hilda / Ethel. It's probably a couple of wild animals."

 

[Little Miss Kiss]

Re: Everybody could see...

>It's probably a couple of wild animals.

What an accurate description.

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Bought on stolen Hooch

I was your sweet and tender hooligan.

 

[Little Miss Kiss]

Would you like to marry me? And if you like you can buy the ring...

..and I was your consolation prize...

 

[The Magic Fairy]

I still believe in magic

More than the consolation prize, my love. The best prize a man could ever win.

Of course I'll marry you. Just name the day...

 

[Little Miss Cake]

Friday June 23rd?

The Events of June 23rd...

9:15: Sit IT exam, 1hr 15mins

10:48: Catch Manchester Victoria to Hebden Bridge

11:00: Catch the hourly Transpennine express to Poulton-le-Fylde

12:20: After a hurried embrace, catch the ??:?? straight to Gretna Green...

Heh heh x

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Friday June 23rd - definite

> The Events of June 23rd...

Yes. I do.

xxx

 

[Little Miss Nassen]

So get me to the church on time...

But I haven't changed, darling. I'll still turn up, late, with bedraggled hair and muddy puddle stains on my white dress. x




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[Pashernate Friend]

Left standing at the altar

I don't care how you'd look when you arrived, just as long as you turned up. I hope the magic fairy would be part of your outfit... I'd check later you know.


Brideshead Revisited

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Intruder!

Who are you, Pashernate Friend? How dare you intrude on our love? Pay no attention, Little Miss Astrabackseat. I'm the only one for you and I'll be there at the church on time, even if I do have to fight my jealous rival first.

 

[Little Miss Naughty]

Menage a trois...

"I can have both."


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[The Magic Fairy]

Him or me? What's it to be?

> "I can have both."

No, you can't. You're just going to have to decide which one of us you like the most. Pick me babes. I love you more than he does...

 

[Little Miss Curious]

The answer

Hmm. I don't know. You see, I've met this man. He's called Keg. I think you'd like him. And I know this may sound strange, but I'd trade in both of you to be with him for just one minute....




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