I think this place has become a battle of wits between Americans and British/Irish

[seriously flawed - not right in the head]

Sadly, I don't get the American "in" jokes, which they seem to share between themselves, e.g tofu sandwiches and out for coffee etc....

Am I missing something?

 

[whirling dervish.]

> Sadly, I don't get the American "in" jokes, which they seem to
> share between themselves, e.g tofu sandwiches and out for coffee etc....

> Am I missing something?

Yes, but what did you think of my Bob Marley joke?

xo,
Whirly D

 

[freeyour_fukdup_self]

well that would obviously be a forgone conclusion wouldnt it

 

[L]

this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

> Sadly, I don't get the American "in" jokes, which they seem to
> share between themselves, e.g tofu sandwiches and out for coffee etc....

> Am I missing something?

do i get a fatwa against me for admiting this?

 

[seriously flawed - not right in the head]

> Yes, but what did you think of my Bob Marley joke?

> xo,
> Whirly D

Was that the one about the photocopier "jammin" ..
If so, to be perfectly frank.
Not a lot...sorry!

 

[kestrel in the well]

Re: well that would obviously be a forgone conclusion wouldnt it

hey i really hate the guy too.
i'd spit in his face.
he's the reason i cant live a normal taxpaying life in this shithole country.
thats why i am leaving.
any of u english people wanna get married?
im pretty cute. i can cook v. well. i smell good. i can keep a secret and i tho i wont do your laundry, i can launder you money off shore...

 

[whirling dervish.]

> Was that the one about the photocopier "jammin" ..
> If so, to be perfectly frank.
> Not a lot...sorry!

It was a printer, to be more precise.

Oh...you're no fun.

still xo,
Whirling Dervish

 

[Sharron Needles]

I lllllllllllllllloved it!

> Yes, but what did you think of my Bob Marley joke?

> xo,
> Whirly D

 

[seriously flawed - not right in the head]

Re: well that would obviously be a forgone conclusion wouldnt it

You most certainly do!
You'll have to send me the dictionary that deciphers obscure American comedy.

 

[kestrel in the well]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

no fatwa for you L.

holler at me when you are ready for some good old fashioned money laudering.
never trust your government, dear.

> do i get a fatwa against me for admiting this?

 

[L]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

> no fatwa for you L.

> holler at me when you are ready for some good old fashioned money
> laudering.
> never trust your government, dear.

lol ok kes you're on

keep posting and don't let the bastards get you down.

 

[Harry Starks]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

Who's Al?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

You haven't met yet?

> Who's Al?

 

[L]

Re: well that would obviously be a forgone conclusion wouldnt it

> hey i really hate the guy too.
> i'd spit in his face.
> he's the reason i cant live a normal taxpaying life in this shithole
> country.
> thats why i am leaving.
> any of u english people wanna get married?
> im pretty cute. i can cook v. well. i smell good. i can keep a secret and
> i tho i wont do your laundry, i can launder you money off shore...

sorry kes can't marry you ,wrong sex and all that but if you're around you know where to find me ,remember friday is a better day (hope this isn't too cryptic)

 

[kestrel in the well]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

ready guys:

what do you call a chinese person out walking his dog?

> You haven't met yet?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

*Under my desk*

> ready guys:

> what do you call a chinese person out walking his dog?

 

[Harry Starks]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

> ready guys:

> what do you call a chinese person out walking his dog?

I don't know - what do you call a chinese person out walking his dog?

 

[kestrel in the well]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

a chinese guy who woks his dog...

or a dog wok-ker

> I don't know - what do you call a chinese person out walking his dog?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

Oh!!!!! I don't know whether to laugh or.......? *Thud* Let me ask my J.S.L.D. what he thinks. In other news Kes, T.P. is still turning in the metaphorical womb, but until then, enjoy this:

 

[kestrel in the well]

Re: this might upset a few on here but i find kes et al rather amusing

was that in poor taste? taking a pot shot at my own or should i say wok shot... oh god help me...

i am leaving the boards now.
be back at 6 pm EST.

> Oh!!!!! I don't know whether to laugh or.......? *Thud* Let me ask my
> J.S.L.D. what he thinks. In other news Kes, T.P. is still turning in the
> metaphorical womb, but until then, enjoy this: