I think the biggest give-away that it wasn't Morrissey on KROQ is so obvious

[Greasetea and such]

Morrissey would never begin a conversation with, "Check it or wreck it, me Julie's poonani is tight like Michale Hutchence's belty belt a la noose."

The worst was when the DJ asked if he was getting better, Morrissey responded with, "Fo' shizzle manizzle."

Say it isn't so Moz, are you an Ali-G fan?

 

[Alon R]

Ali G is like so 2001, dude. Get with it.

 

[L]

Re: dude is 1988 get with mate lol

 

[Greasetea and such]

Did I say I like Ali G? Geeze, being ignorant and stupid was never in style, please go get AIDS!

AND if you're going to use "dude", can you toss in a "Kowabunga" and "radical" as well?

You stupid pile of leper afflicted, scaly skin, pockmarked, blue spotted AIDS victim? Hey jackass, Wigstock is over, now be a good boy and die already you McLouse!

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and big fa]

Re: Did I say I like Ali G? Geeze, being ignorant and stupid was never in style, please go get AIDS!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[LOL]

Re: Did I say I like Ali G? Geeze, being ignorant and stupid was never in style, please go get AIDS!

LOL!!!!! THAT WAS JUST SO f***ING FUNNY OMG LOL!!!!!