I stole and I lied and why because you asked me to

I stole a police cone once when drunk and I kept it in my bedroom for ages until it started to smell of piss and then I put it in the garden.
What is it with drunks stealing police cones. Where I live people do this all the time, putting them on their heads and saying 'ere.. do you like my hat..' then they all roll on the floor in fits of laughter.:confused:
 

j funk

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I stole food because I was hungry as a kid.

My weekly pocket money just wasn't enough to cover my bus fare, mobile top-up voucher and food of a weekend.
 
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