I miss Johnny sometimes!

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on

> That happens when a sexy Ruffian put's his arms around my waist and then
> kisses the back of my neck.

Phew.. that's a good image! I've been trumped again. kisses to the back of the neck.. sensuous massage in the small of the back.. This is all too much for Morrissey Solo.. We'll be responsible the first Morrissey sex forum soon.

> HMMM, what could that be? But I'm sure if your giving it im going to love
> it. Look for my postcard, it will be the one with my lipgloss color on it.
> French knickers, I was thinking very lacy and stops at my hips.

You're thinking is spot on (as usual).. 'Your lipstick and your lipgloss seal my fate'.. You really don't know what you're doing to me! No, really, you don't! But keep it coming (ahem).. so, Lacy tops? girls have such an advantage over the lads where underwear is concerned.. I'd like to take them home with me.. in my pocket, 'a small rememberance of something more solid'!

> It's going to be so hot I might as well not wear anything. But until I get
> to your house I bought a pair of pink ones and a pair of black ones for my
> devilish side (I don't know which mood I'm going to be it) that I can
> model for you for about 2 seconds.

2 seconds.. blimey.. That's quicker than your average seduction even by (blue film) standards.. by my calculation, you'll be deliciously naked by the time you reach my kitchen.. pink and black.. that's an erotic combination.. part the black.. to kiss the pink! Beat that image!

> A dour Scot. I never thought there was such a person. Graham is just going
> to have to call out sick when I'm in town. Is your bed firm or soft? I
> hope the frame and boards are nice and hard.

..oh, I'm sure we know some other dour Scots.. it's in their blood I'm afraid! The bed.. It's firm.. pine boards and frame.. King size.. bought all new sheets the other day as well funnily enough.. I love crisp new bed linen.. it adds to the sensuousness

> The things we do for love! Instead of bending to touch you toes can you
> go the other way

I can try!! I'll give it a go in the football warm up later on!! I'll attract a lot of admiring glances at my attempted athleticism I'm sure!! and not just from the Mums picking their kids up!

> Yes, practice laying down! Would you like your ale in a bottle or on me?

I'd drink wine from you, and ale from the glass.. but I warn you, the wine will get everywhere though... it could get very messy! But very enjoyable..

Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on

> Phew.. that's a good image! I've been trumped again. kisses to the back of
> the neck.. sensuous massage in the small of the back.. This is all too
> much for Morrissey Solo.. We'll be responsible the first Morrissey sex
> forum soon.
I think There have been others, but you can keep it up the longest.

> You're thinking is spot on (as usual).. 'Your lipstick and your lipgloss
> seal my fate'.. You really don't know what you're doing to me! No, really,
> you don't! But keep it coming (ahem).. so, Lacy tops? girls have such an
> advantage over the lads where underwear is concerned.. I'd like to take
> them home with me.. in my pocket, 'a small rememberance of something more
> solid'!
LOL, as long as you like me doing you I can keep it coming. Whats your favorite flavor of lipgloss? I like a nice pair of silk boxers. I better save room in my suitcase. Oh wait, that's going in my carry-on. I don't want to lose it.
> 2 seconds.. blimey.. That's quicker than your average seduction even by
> (blue film) standards.. by my calculation, you'll be deliciously naked by
> the time you reach my kitchen.. pink and black.. that's an erotic
> combination.. part the black.. to kiss the pink! Beat that image!
2 seconds is enough to get us to the kitchen table so I can kiss your pink. If I lose what do you want the prize to be?

> ..oh, I'm sure we know some other dour Scots.. it's in their blood I'm
> afraid! The bed.. It's firm.. pine boards and frame.. King size.. bought
> all new sheets the other day as well funnily enough.. I love crisp new bed
> linen.. it adds to the sensuousness
OH, well we better stay away. Although I'm a firm believer there is a an exception to every rule.
How do you feel about a nice old brass bed. In the summer it has new sheets, but right now its flannel with a big down comforter, lots of pillows, great to snuggle up in on these cold,snowy,dark days.

> I can try!! I'll give it a go in the football warm up later on!! I'll
> attract a lot of admiring glances at my attempted athleticism I'm sure!!
> and not just from the Mums picking their kids up!
LOL, That image makes me want to hurry up and be a soccer Mom.

> I'd drink wine from you, and ale from the glass.. but I warn you, the wine
> will get everywhere though... it could get very messy! But very
> enjoyable..
Messy is fine as long as you clean up afterwards.

> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on

> I think There have been others, but you can keep it up the longest.

I know there have been others come to think of it! Oh definitely good at keeping it up my dear.. We are talking about juggling aren't we..

> LOL, as long as you like me doing you I can keep it coming.

I can think of no finer place to be than under your pursuasive orgasmic orchestration!

Whats your
> favorite flavor of lipgloss?

Something sweet, suggestive and something that could make you die with a smile on your face!

I like a nice pair of silk boxers. I better
> save room in my suitcase. Oh wait, that's going in my carry-on. I don't
> want to lose it.

Silk boxers.. hmm.. very sensuous. Wouldn't like to chafe you unneccsarily with anything long course of rough.. so silk would be the ideal protective to preserve the contours and perfect lines of your body!!

> 2 seconds is enough to get us to the kitchen table so I can kiss your
> pink. If I lose what do you want the prize to be?

Kissing the pink!! we'll have to adapt and do it both ways then.. I need to see if its true about how skilled American girls are in certain area's! And I don't mean the kitchen!

> OH, well we better stay away. Although I'm a firm believer there is a an
> exception to every rule.
> How do you feel about a nice old brass bed. In the summer it has new
> sheets, but right now its flannel with a big down comforter, lots of
> pillows, great to snuggle up in on these cold,snowy,dark days.

How do i feel about that!!? You know it's a favourite fantasy!! Hunting each other amongst the soft furnishings!! testing the mattress.. lazing back.. gazing at the sky through the ewindow..

> LOL, That image makes me want to hurry up and be a soccer Mom.

I tried it on Thursday and yeah..despite the cool North west weather.. it was short splittingly funny to behold my supple gymnastics! The only circus I'll be joining though is one run by the Jackass boys!
> Messy is fine as long as you clean up afterwards.

Oh yeah.. there are ways and means of losing the evidence!! I think we could be quite inventive!

Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on

> I know there have been others come to think of it! Oh definitely good at
> keeping it up my dear.. We are talking about juggling aren't we..
Yes im a wiz at juggling 2 balls.

> I can think of no finer place to be than under your pursuasive orgasmic
> orchestration!
I can, having you as the orgasmic orchestrater.

> Something sweet, suggestive and something that could make you die with a
> smile on your face!
I have share a strawberry, vanilla wishes and melon memories. You will just have to guess.

> Silk boxers.. hmm.. very sensuous. Wouldn't like to chafe you unneccsarily
> with anything long course of rough.. so silk would be the ideal protective
> to preserve the contours and perfect lines of your body!!
So it's briefs?
> Kissing the pink!! we'll have to adapt and do it both ways then.. I need
> to see if its true about how skilled American girls are in certain area's!
> And I don't mean the kitchen!
and I would be happy to show you just how skilled we are, well me, I cannot speak for others. Living room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, doesn't bother me. you should see me with a meat tenderizer.

> How do i feel about that!!? You know it's a favourite fantasy!! Hunting
> each other amongst the soft furnishings!! testing the mattress.. lazing
> back.. gazing at the sky through the ewindow..
I have skylights in my bedroom. Now I wish I bought the house with the fireplace in the bedroom.

> I tried it on Thursday and yeah..despite the cool North west weather.. it
> was short splittingly funny to behold my supple gymnastics! The only
> circus I'll be joining though is one run by the Jackass boys!
The problem is im 3000 miles away so how can you practice gymnastics without me oiling you up and giving you a whole body message beforehand.

> Oh yeah.. there are ways and means of losing the evidence!! I think we
> could be quite inventive!
licking it up and swallowing the evidence?

> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on

> Yes im a wiz at juggling 2 balls.

Gulp.. And Can you catch nuts as well in your mouth when they're thrown your direction! haha I must see your juggling! I must see it all come to think of it!

> I can, having you as the orgasmic orchestrater.

Like your personal London Philharmic generator orchestrator.. Baton in hand.. tapping on the box.. (ahem) and away we go..

> I have share a strawberry, vanilla wishes and melon memories. You will
> just have to guess.

I look forward to the game.. I have something else in mind to taste!

> So it's briefs?

No, Boxers!! But adaptable to the moment!! I don't wanna look like HarMAr superstar in a thong!

> and I would be happy to show you just how skilled we are, well me, I
> cannot speak for others. Living room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, doesn't
> bother me. you should see me with a meat tenderizer.

To brige the gap between England and the USA I feel that it would be a good nation building exercise! We're not just good at starting wars.. we're good at other things too... Probably the best! Tenderize away.

> I have skylights in my bedroom. Now I wish I bought the house with the
> fireplace in the bedroom.

You can have it all!! I'm sure it's all there .. I could paint a picture. It may save a thousand words.

> The problem is im 3000 miles away so how can you practice gymnastics
> without me oiling you up and giving you a whole body message beforehand.

I'm saving it all for you!! Showing my new moves in my own bedroom olympic competition.. could be a hot demanding night though.. but I know you like a challenge and things as hard as a puck!

> licking it up and swallowing the evidence?

We're on the same wave length! phew! I can't say what I'm really thinking.. Graham is back at his desk!! It might spoil his dinner if I let my mind run free in front of him..

You're pretty amazing!
Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> Gulp.. And Can you catch nuts as well in your mouth when they're thrown
> your direction! haha I must see your juggling! I must see it all come to
> think of it!
I love nuts, especially a nice English variety. You will see my juggling abilities very soon. I like to put them in my hand, pop them in mouth and let them roll all over my tongue.
> Like your personal London Philharmic generator orchestrator.. Baton in
> hand.. tapping on the box.. (ahem) and away we go..
my box is all yours and did I tell you I love what your baton does to me.

> I look forward to the game.. I have something else in mind to taste!
Great minds think alike. I know something I would like to taste. Every single yummy drop.
> No, Boxers!! But adaptable to the moment!! I don't wanna look like HarMAr
> superstar in a thong!
Boxers, Briefs, or nothing at all. It all looks great on you.

> To brige the gap between England and the USA I feel that it would be a
> good nation building exercise! We're not just good at starting wars..
> we're good at other things too... Probably the best! Tenderize away.
So is it true about Englishmen and their tongues?
> You can have it all!! I'm sure it's all there .. I could paint a picture.
> It may save a thousand words.
Oh my gosh, With a picture like that I'm never going to want to leave and renounce my American citizenship.
> I'm saving it all for you!! Showing my new moves in my own bedroom olympic
> competition.. could be a hot demanding night though.. but I know you like
> a challenge and things as hard as a puck!
Hot and demanding, what better way to warm up on a cold night, with a man who leaves me absoltely ecstatic? I have a new pilates position I have been working hard on, Downward facing dog.
> We're on the same wave length! phew! I can't say what I'm really
> thinking.. Graham is back at his desk!! It might spoil his dinner if I let
> my mind run free in front of him..
you can tell me, just whisper it in my ear...
> You're pretty amazing!
and you are pretty astonishing yourself.
> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> I love nuts, especially a nice English variety. You will see my juggling
> abilities very soon. I like to put them in my hand, pop them in mouth and
> let them roll all over my tongue.

Bless my Christmas almonds.. you can do all sorts of things like that, AND not spill a drop! You're wonderfully talented if you can juggle these two monsters! haha.. Who needs mistletoe!

> my box is all yours and did I tell you I love what your baton does to me.

Is the box always open for an inqusitive English boy's probing? Or do I have to search for it in your Christmas stockings? hanging by the fireplace of course! My baton? haha.. it has a polished tip about 8.5 inches long.. You can see your reflection in the end when I'm waving it about.. it has your name on it! and it's large enough to be e seen right at the back of the orchestra pit where the piccolo players sit. Want to try conducting?

> Great minds think alike. I know something I would like to taste. Every
> single yummy drop.

Keep that mind working.. For I'd add (and you'd never know) there is nothing finer than the taste of a beautiful woman. You can stick that on my gravestone!!

> Boxers, Briefs, or nothing at all. It all looks great on you.

I think you'd see a combination of all three!! Not at the same time of course.

> So is it true about Englishmen and their tongues?

Oh definitely.. You'll have to try it out. And if you get tired and need somewhere to sit.. I have just the place! hmm. Great stuff on a Tuesday afternoon.. Is it true about American girls and their tongues? I imagine it is..

> Oh my gosh, With a picture like that I'm never going to want to leave and
> renounce my American citizenship.

haha.. You can take dual nationality! You can have both you know! And it'd be good to get one a dual myself.. one of those little cute green passports.

> Hot and demanding, what better way to warm up on a cold night, with a man
> who leaves me absoltely ecstatic? I have a new pilates position I have
> been working hard on, Downward facing dog.

The only problem with that is.. Although the sight would be most fantastic.. I don't get to see your face.

> you can tell me, just whisper it in my ear...

We could whisper all night long.. About everything, something or nothing..
Juts as long as I heard your laugh!

> and you are pretty astonishing yourself.

You may find out very soon!
Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> Bless my Christmas almonds.. you can do all sorts of things like that, AND
> not spill a drop! You're wonderfully talented if you can juggle these two
> monsters! haha.. Who needs mistletoe!
Mistletoe is highly overrated. With something so tasty I like to tease them sensually and wait for the explosion later
> Is the box always open for an inqusitive English boy's probing? Or do I
> have to search for it in your Christmas stockings? hanging by the
> fireplace of course! My baton? haha.. it has a polished tip about 8.5
> inches long.. You can see your reflection in the end when I'm waving it
> about.. it has your name on it! and it's large enough to be e seen right
> at the back of the orchestra pit where the piccolo players sit. Want to
> try conducting?
For a sexy Ruffian my box is always open for some serious probing with such baton that get's my waterworks going. 8.5 inches long. I'm glad you did the conversion. My ruler doesn't go that long.
> Keep that mind working.. For I'd add (and you'd never know) there is
> nothing finer than the taste of a beautiful woman. You can stick that on
> my gravestone!!
LOL, Great line, but you better write that down and I will hand it to them. There is no way I could say that with a strait face.Do you think they would charge extra for all the lettering.

> I think you'd see a combination of all three!! Not at the same time of
> course.
If I brought over a pair of Devil's boxers would you wear them?

> Oh definitely.. You'll have to try it out. And if you get tired and need
> somewhere to sit.. I have just the place! hmm. Great stuff on a Tuesday
> afternoon.. Is it true about American girls and their tongues? I imagine
> it is..
You'll find out when I head south and you will know my naughty secret.

> haha.. You can take dual nationality! You can have both you know! And it'd
> be good to get one a dual myself.. one of those little cute green
> passports.
How can you do that?

> The only problem with that is.. Although the sight would be most
> fantastic.. I don't get to see your face.

> We could whisper all night long.. About everything, something or nothing..
> Juts as long as I heard your laugh!
But it would be so much easier for you to lay on top of my back and whisper in my ear with that sexy southern accent.

> You may find out very soon!
37 days and counting!!
> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> Mistletoe is highly overrated. With something so tasty I like to tease
> them sensually and wait for the explosion later

Blimey.. the way I'm feeling this morning, it'd be like an explosion in a cream factory! You're teases are too enticing! You're right though, who needs some mistletoe.. I'm sure there's enough wanton pagan behaviour on offer without the need for some white balls hanging under a green sprig. White balls hanging? haha there's an image to ponder!

> For a sexy Ruffian my box is always open for some serious probing with
> such baton that get's my waterworks going. 8.5 inches long. I'm glad you
> did the conversion. My ruler doesn't go that long.

Let's hope you can take measurement elsewhere if your ruler is not long enough! Maybe a heat measurement of length in your own personal thermally lined internal 'Omygod-ometer'! The orginal American 'Ruff-in-a-box!'

> LOL, Great line, but you better write that down and I will hand it to
> them. There is no way I could say that with a strait face.Do you think
> they would charge extra for all the lettering.

You'd have to maintain a straight face..! Don't upset the assembled masses (well, one or two people) with your chuckles.. But what song would be played.. the classic moz-solo question 'what song would you have played at your funeral'! Something upbeat and jokey would sum me up. 'Rasputin' by Boney-M would cause a few raised eye brows! Cossack dancing in the chapel!! haha I have a black humour I must say.

> If I brought over a pair of Devil's boxers would you wear them?

I'd wear them on my head!! And anyway you'd want them.. in the bedroom, shower.. even in the snow with nothing else on but a smile! Especially if you took them off, and then handed them to me first!

> You'll find out when I head south and you will know my naughty secret.

I am moist with anticipation at the thought!

> But it would be so much easier for you to lay on top of my back and
> whisper in my ear with that sexy southern accent.

Good point.. creative thinking always comes good (sotospeak).. nuzzling in those auburn trestles would be magnificent.. The accent.. haha.. yeah, it's all there.

> 37 days and counting!!

They should have a digital sign erected(!) in times Square! It's better than New Years eve and Christmas!!

Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> Blimey.. the way I'm feeling this morning, it'd be like an explosion in a
> cream factory! You're teases are too enticing! You're right though, who
> needs some mistletoe.. I'm sure there's enough wanton pagan behaviour on
> offer without the need for some white balls hanging under a green sprig.
> White balls hanging? haha there's an image to ponder!
Oh dear, what would Graham say? I'm so jealous of him. I wish I was sharing a cubby hole with you, participating in some afternoon delight. I think we are so connected, I was just thinking of two white balls with a twig hanging over my head. Except mine was a yummy fleshy pink color, not green.
> Let's hope you can take measurement elsewhere if your ruler is not long
> enough! Maybe a heat measurement of length in your own personal thermally
> lined internal 'Omygod-ometer'! The orginal American 'Ruff-in-a-box!'
I have been practicing my splits and I'm now down to 2 inches, If I sit on top it just might work.
> You'd have to maintain a straight face..! Don't upset the assembled masses
> (well, one or two people) with your chuckles.. But what song would be
> played.. the classic moz-solo question 'what song would you have played at
> your funeral'! Something upbeat and jokey would sum me up. 'Rasputin' by
> Boney-M would cause a few raised eye brows! Cossack dancing in the
> chapel!! haha I have a black humour I must say.
I forgot to tell you my yearbook quote was "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"

> I'd wear them on my head!! And anyway you'd want them.. in the bedroom,
> shower.. even in the snow with nothing else on but a smile! Especially if
> you took them off, and then handed them to me first!
did you ever try running around in the snow with only a smile and jumping into a nice hot jacuzzi?
> I am moist with anticipation at the thought!
Interesting because I have a leaky faucet that needs fixing.
> Good point.. creative thinking always comes good (sotospeak).. nuzzling in
> those auburn trestles would be magnificent.. The accent.. haha.. yeah,
> it's all there.
With a Ruffian, is there anyway of coming?
> They should have a digital sign erected(!) in times Square! It's better
> than New Years eve and Christmas!!
and Big Ben, I love erect things.

> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> Oh dear, what would Graham say? I'm so jealous of him. I wish I was
> sharing a cubby hole with you, participating in some afternoon delight. I
> think we are so connected, I was just thinking of two white balls with a
> twig hanging over my head. Except mine was a yummy fleshy pink color, not
> green.

You articulate so well.. the images are constant with mine. Candle light illuminating a pair of fleshy balls in their christmas sacks. What more could a girl want for Christmas! Even if they got emptied all over her pretty head! It is Christmas after all! (Graham has gone now.. I am alone)

> I have been practicing my splits and I'm now down to 2 inches, If I sit on
> top it just might work.

I tell you Devils.. I gotta see this as a personal showing. Just a marvellous image. Last time I saw the splits I was in the middle of my teacher training class (last march) and a beauty therapist in my ' work group' decided to demonstrate a visual teaching method. I had to excuse myself for the bathroom!

Two inches.. work harder girl.. I want us to be velcro'd together!! (need I be more explicit) haha

> I forgot to tell you my yearbook quote was "I'd rather laugh with the
> sinners than cry with the saints"

Dance with the sinners as you smile at the saints..

> did you ever try running around in the snow with only a smile and jumping
> into a nice hot jacuzzi?

Haha.. another story.. outside my Aunt's house, where i was living at that time (i came for 3 months and stayed 3 years).. Anyway, I had a powder blue Ford Escort (very popular mass produced car at that time) and my cousin bet me I wouldn't stand (naked) in the snow with a trilby hat on. Of course, there is a picture of a very skinny lad with nothing covering his modesty 'cept a strategically placed hat! hmmm.. nudity and I have been common acquaitances over the years when i think about it.

> Interesting because I have a leaky faucet that needs fixing.

I can help there.. I might have to place my mouth over it to stem the flow.. I may be down there some time!

> With a Ruffian, is there anyway of coming?

Not really.. except in glorious unison (hark the angels singing 'for the sinners have reached simultaneous climax'!)

> and Big Ben, I love erect things.

Haha.. What can I say (I am awash with large structures flashing thru my mind). Big Ben is actually the name of the bell.. it's the Westminster tower. Still.. you get an erection AND a 'bell end', two for the price of one.. with that image!

Ruffian

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> You articulate so well.. the images are constant with mine. Candle light
> illuminating a pair of fleshy balls in their christmas sacks. What more
> could a girl want for Christmas! Even if they got emptied all over her
> pretty head! It is Christmas after all! (Graham has gone now.. I am alone)
No chocolate, clothes, CD's for this girl. The best Christmas present is a certain Ruffian, bow statigically placed for easy opening.
Is Graham gone for good, did he quit?
The boy of your dreams, is here all alone........

> I tell you Devils.. I gotta see this as a personal showing. Just a
> marvellous image. Last time I saw the splits I was in the middle of my
> teacher training class (last march) and a beauty therapist in my ' work
> group' decided to demonstrate a visual teaching method. I had to excuse
> myself for the bathroom!
LOL, OH you will, since you missed it when I was in the 7th grade. Really skinny, braces, and in a cheerleading outfit. I think you would have really liked the kicks I could do.
> Two inches.. work harder girl.. I want us to be velcro'd together!! (need
> I be more explicit) haha
We will be so velcro'd together how are we ever going to get apart.
> Dance with the sinners as you smile at the saints..
I downloaded a song last night...It goes something like
IN all affairs of state he was the man to please
but he was a real great when he had a girl to squeeze
though she'd heard the things he'd done
> Haha.. another story.. outside my Aunt's house, where i was living at that
> time (i came for 3 months and stayed 3 years).. Anyway, I had a powder
> blue Ford Escort (very popular mass produced car at that time) and my
> cousin bet me I wouldn't stand (naked) in the snow with a trilby hat on.
> Of course, there is a picture of a very skinny lad with nothing covering
> his modesty 'cept a strategically placed hat! hmmm.. nudity and I have
> been common acquaitances over the years when i think about it.
LOL, that's funny. Escorts- Great gas milage, but small back seats and not much leg room in front. My stipping experience is limitied to taking off my shirt, bra stays on. I don't show my puppies to just anyone you know.
> I can help there.. I might have to place my mouth over it to stem the
> flow.. I may be down there some time!
good, My faucet is very temperamental and very hard to stop. I can't figure it out, especially when a certain Ruffian enters the room.
> Not really.. except in glorious unison (hark the angels singing 'for the
> sinners have reached simultaneous climax'!)
at the right moment all you have to do is hit the spot and it will be glorious unison and I will absorb every ounce of affection you can give.
> Haha.. What can I say (I am awash with large structures flashing thru my
> mind). Big Ben is actually the name of the bell.. it's the Westminster
> tower. Still.. you get an erection AND a 'bell end', two for the price of
> one.. with that image!
The English do it right!
> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> No chocolate, clothes, CD's for this girl. The best Christmas present is a
> certain Ruffian, bow statigically placed for easy opening.

I'll put less layers on.. so unwrapping can be quicker! Don't pull that bow to quickly else it might come off too soon!

> Is Graham gone for good, did he quit?

I stay in the office after everyone has gone so it's quiet and warm...so, He hasn't quit, he just went home on time. Well, apart from the 'I'm never going to laugh again' sense.. in that way, he has quit!

> The boy of your dreams, is here all alone........
But the girl of his waking happiness is just a few key stroke moments away..

> LOL, OH you will, since you missed it when I was in the 7th grade. Really
> skinny, braces, and in a cheerleading outfit. I think you would have
> really liked the kicks I could do.

I would have been getting very low so I had the best view.. man, that would have been a sight.. Then again, I'd like to think I'd have made a good quarterback! The homecoming king and his cheerleading queen.. even with the braces!

> We will be so velcro'd together how are we ever going to get apart.

Well, I can't see that as being a problem.. So, there's no required answer! Let's stick together!!

> I downloaded a song last night...It goes something like
> IN all affairs of state he was the man to please
> but he was a real great when he had a girl to squeeze
> though she'd heard the things he'd done

thoughtful words.. what's the song? All I can come up with is
"They try hard to conceal it.
Their hearts burn 'cause they both know they can feel it" Does that finish your lines off nicely!!

> LOL, that's funny. Escorts- Great gas milage, but small back seats and not
> much leg room in front. My stipping experience is limitied to taking off
> my shirt, bra stays on. I don't show my puppies to just anyone you know.

You know the Escort? What a car!! what a girl you are for knowing these things.. I had about 3 or 4 over my years.. all one model up from the next, cars, not girls.. then again haha! Anyway, the escort, a cult classic. You're right, not much leg room.. Another amusing anecdote.. I had that car stolen twice in one December you know.. It was even stolen on Christmas Eve, woke up Christmas day and it had gone!! It was found about a week later.. I went to retrieve it and it was slashed seats and stuff.. but I could tidy it up, that wasn't a problem. Anyway, the worst thing was that when I went to drive it away... for some reason i can never understand.. the b8stards had stolen the bloody gear stick.. There was a hole where it was meant to be! How obscure is that.. of course, it made it totally undriveable. I had also just moved into my first flat in Plumstead and even the broom and bucket was nicked from the boot (sorry trunk)!

> good, My faucet is very temperamental and very hard to stop. I can't
> figure it out, especially when a certain Ruffian enters the room.

I want it turned on right now!! I wanna lose myself!

> at the right moment all you have to do is hit the spot and it will be
> glorious unison and I will absorb every ounce of affection you can give.

I want to feel the heat and the warmth.. and stay like that for a very long time!! bathing in your affection!

> The English do it right!

The Americans do it bigger !!

Festive cheer! Just tucking into the mince pies someones brought in!
Ruffain

 

[Let's Go Devils for a coalition to free Jeff Nelso]

Re: devilletes - And the thread goes on-(no moz)

> I'll put less layers on.. so unwrapping can be quicker! Don't pull that
> bow to quickly else it might come off too soon!
Ok, I'll take the one end and pull it very slowly and let it drop, then I will take the other end and do the same, and with the knot in the middle take my time, giving the proper attention to the rest of my present.
> I stay in the office after everyone has gone so it's quiet and warm...so,
> He hasn't quit, he just went home on time. Well, apart from the 'I'm never
> going to laugh again' sense.. in that way, he has quit!
> But the girl of his waking happiness is just a few key stroke moments
> away..
Tell Graham I'm after his job so I can be a lot less than a few strokes away.
> I would have been getting very low so I had the best view.. man, that
> would have been a sight.. Then again, I'd like to think I'd have made a
> good quarterback! The homecoming king and his cheerleading queen.. even
> with the braces!
They were off by the 9th grade. I really like defensive ends for some reason, and the soccer players were always really cute.
> Well, I can't see that as being a problem.. So, there's no required
> answer! Let's stick together!!
OK,Let's leave it at that.......
> thoughtful words.. what's the song? All I can come up with is
> "They try hard to conceal it.
> Their hearts burn 'cause they both know they can feel it" Does that
> finish your lines off nicely!!
very nicely.....
> You know the Escort? What a car!! what a girl you are for knowing these
> things.. I had about 3 or 4 over my years.. all one model up from the
> next, cars, not girls.. then again haha! Anyway, the escort, a cult
> classic. You're right, not much leg room.. Another amusing anecdote.. I
> had that car stolen twice in one December you know.. It was even stolen on
> Christmas Eve, woke up Christmas day and it had gone!! It was found about
> a week later.. I went to retrieve it and it was slashed seats and stuff..
> but I could tidy it up, that wasn't a problem. Anyway, the worst thing was
> that when I went to drive it away... for some reason i can never
> understand.. the b8stards had stolen the bloody gear stick.. There was a
> hole where it was meant to be! How obscure is that.. of course, it made it
> totally undriveable. I had also just moved into my first flat in Plumstead
> and even the broom and bucket was nicked from the boot (sorry trunk)!
LOL, your life is really bad when you have to steal a stick shift on christmas eve.
> I want it turned on right now!! I wanna lose myself!
It's so hard to turn it off, I know, but the wait will be worth it.
> I want to feel the heat and the warmth.. and stay like that for a very
> long time!! bathing in your affection!
Nothing in the world is better on a cold winter day. It's so tempting but I think if I leave now, with traffic, I might make it over by new years, if I'm lucky.
> The Americans do it bigger !!
Trust me, I've been doing some research on this very subject and in the case of South of the River, it's not true. They do it bigger and better.
> Festive cheer! Just tucking into the mince pies someones brought in!
I hope not, like in American Pie?

> Ruffain