I Have A Disease

[the judge]

i'm so excited about your new reality show, parrie!

 

[Paris Hilton]

i'm so excited about your new reality show, parrie!

Dear Judgy,

England's a trip! Everything's small and old but why is everybody speaking Australian? I so needed English boyfriend like Gwen Stefani and I've been texting Prince Harry to "help him get though his breakup" so who knows I might become a real Princess! If that happens I'm so never letting a French guy drive me through a tunnel because that often ends badly.

I'm going to Japan next because I dig sumo wrestlers! I like my men the way I like my Jello: pink and jiggly!

TTFN,
Paris
x

 

[iamnicola]

I love you, P!