England's a trip! Everything's small and old but why is everybody speaking Australian? I so needed English boyfriend like Gwen Stefani and I've been texting Prince Harry to "help him get though his breakup" so who knows I might become a real Princess! If that happens I'm so never letting a French guy drive me through a tunnel because that often ends badly.
I'm going to Japan next because I dig sumo wrestlers! I like my men the way I like my Jello: pink and jiggly!
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