Well...I didn't want to do RE, maybe that is why I haven't done it in college.
See it's people like this Billy, who force me to stay at college
I haven't seen any historical evidence that Jesus did exist
My actual job is housesitting. I housesit for three houses in a neighborhood and coincidentally all three houses have African Grey parrots. So in addition to housesitting I see signs too, so was happy that one house is moving out of the neighborhood, I thought it might be a sign of MOVING ON or hope or some damn thing. I just went to say goodbye to this couple who are loading their cars with boxes and they told me the lady moving in is named Connie and she has a f***ing AFRICAN GREY!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like my job of housesitting these greys will never end and I'll be lonely forever. I don't want to drive alone. I hate my job.
Some Ass-f***ery reasons of late why I hate my job.
1. Last night a popular publicist was murdered in Hollywood.
2. Last week I linked a straw goat to a tattoo my friend Jennifer got.
3. Today I am making a cutout of a book on Africa, the last Africa project I did was to draw the Ivory Coast on a ginormous piece of paper.
Either the devil is an asshole or the truth hurts.
Don't get it. What's your job? And how does these things connect?