I hate my job!

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Oh nevermind, we're in the Pigsty. I'm all turned around. :D Jetlag? :o
 

Jackie London

♥ Howlin' Pelle
Umm, you can just tell when it's not consensual or they're just doing it for money. The guy getting it looks like he's just trying to get through it, not really feeling the dude he's connecting with or whatever. As for girls taking it anally, I have a friend whose friend in high school works in the porn industry. (She holds a record for having shoved several hundred chopsticks in her puss.) Anyway, she said they are all hopped up on muscle relaxants in order to accomodate some of the larger porn stars. You can tell when you see that gaping hole afterward. :squiffy: So in that case, it;s not like the girl is loving it if she has to dope up to do it, she just wants to get paid cashmoney. So anyway, the thought just occured to me that we should move this conversation to the pigsty. :p
We are in the pigsty dear! So muscle relaxants... About the gaping hole, I've assumed it's because the porn stars are so big, most guys aren't that big. How many chopsticks did she get in by the way?
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
We are in the pigsty dear! So muscle relaxants... About the gaping hole, I've assumed it's because the porn stars are so big, most guys aren't that big. How many chopsticks did she get in by the way?
Well if she weren't on muscle relaxants her sphincter would go back to normal after, "That's right bitch, take mah mutha f***in' load, Take it, bitch."

Umm, I think 400ish? Maybe? I'm not sure, I never watched it. I did learn that in hot tub scenes they use salt water so that their titties will bounce up and down on top of the water and float. :D Hope floats like tits in a jacuzzi porn. :love:
 

Jackie London

♥ Howlin' Pelle
Well if she weren't on muscle relaxants her sphincter would go back to normal after, "That's right bitch, take mah mutha f***in' load, Take it, bitch."

Umm, I think 400ish? Maybe? I'm not sure, I never watched it. I did learn that in hot tub scenes they use salt water so that their titties will bounce up and down on top of the water and float. :D Hope floats like tits in a jacuzzi porn. :love:
:eek: 400!?!?!? How on earth is that possible??? I mean, where did she put them? I mean it's not like there's a lot of space there. If you do that you must break.....well, something! Salt water? I assumed that their boobs were floating because of the silicon or something like that. Any other secrets she told you about?
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
:eek: 400!?!?!? How on earth is that possible??? I mean, where did she put them? I mean it's not like there's a lot of space there. If you do that you must break.....well, something! Salt water? I assumed that their boobs were floating because of the silicon or something like that. Any other secrets she told you about?
No, I never met her. I went to my friends other friends house in Echo Park while she was watching her cat and their mutual friend is the porn star. I only heard stories and saw her photo on the wall, so it's not like we're chums. I also saw in that house one of those old London Bombing posters that said Stay Calm or something or another, red and white. It was the first time I'd seen that poster, it's a lovely design.
 

Jackie London

♥ Howlin' Pelle
No, I never met her. I went to my friends other friends house in Echo Park while she was watching her cat and their mutual friend is the porn star. I only heard stories and saw her photo on the wall, so it's not like we're chums. I also saw in that house one of those old London Bombing posters that said Stay Calm or something or another, red and white. It was the first time I'd seen that poster, it's a lovely design.
Hmmm, strange. A career as a porn star.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Hmmm, strange. A career as a porn star.
Yeah, I could never do that. It's not that I'm prude, I just couldn't do it one time with someone and move on from the experience. Even if Morrissey said "Baby, Ima make your dreams come true tonight for one time only." I'd tell him to screw off. :D
 

Suzi

Meretricious
Grrrrr....rant. A very nasty old man came into my work today to complain. It was actually nothing to do with us but I tried to find out exactly what the problem was so I could help and point him in the right direction. But before I could even find out what was wrong he started screaming at me, telling me how I was "overpaid and underworked" (yeah, tell my bank account that), that I didn't know anything, that I am a stupid ignorant little girl and that is "the story of my life".

I've worked in my current job for four years, I'm used to being shouted at but today it really got to me. I was worried I might burst into tears but I just felt sort of flat and empty. It's funny how when you work in the public sector (for front line staff anyway) people think they can treat you like dirt. It's like you barely even register as a person to them, just a thing behind a desk.

Anyway, it's not all bad. There are some lovely people who are very nice and appreciative. (And I do have nice colleagues who love my baking.) It's just, well, it's been a long week and I still have tomorrow and Saturday to get through. :rolleyes:

Sorry for interrupting the filth by the way! :D
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Grrrrr....rant. A very nasty old man came into my work today to complain. It was actually nothing to do with us but I tried to find out exactly what the problem was so I could help and point him in the right direction. But before I could even find out what was wrong he started screaming at me, telling me how I was "overpaid and underworked" (yeah, tell my bank account that), that I didn't know anything, that I am a stupid ignorant little girl and that is "the story of my life".

I've worked in my current job for four years, I'm used to being shouted at but today it really got to me. I was worried I might burst into tears but I just felt sort of flat and empty. It's funny how when you work in the public sector (for front line staff anyway) people think they can treat you like dirt. It's like you barely even register as a person to them, just a thing behind a desk.

Anyway, it's not all bad. There are some lovely people who are very nice and appreciative. (And I do have nice colleagues who love my baking.) It's just, well, it's been a long week and I still have tomorrow and Saturday to get through. :rolleyes:

Sorry for interrupting the filth by the way! :D
I doubt he returns and people like that only turn up every so often. You're an unsung Customer Service Hero. :flowers:
 

Jackie London

♥ Howlin' Pelle
Grrrrr....rant. A very nasty old man came into my work today to complain. It was actually nothing to do with us but I tried to find out exactly what the problem was so I could help and point him in the right direction. But before I could even find out what was wrong he started screaming at me, telling me how I was "overpaid and underworked" (yeah, tell my bank account that), that I didn't know anything, that I am a stupid ignorant little girl and that is "the story of my life".

I've worked in my current job for four years, I'm used to being shouted at but today it really got to me. I was worried I might burst into tears but I just felt sort of flat and empty. It's funny how when you work in the public sector (for front line staff anyway) people think they can treat you like dirt. It's like you barely even register as a person to them, just a thing behind a desk.

Anyway, it's not all bad. There are some lovely people who are very nice and appreciative. (And I do have nice colleagues who love my baking.) It's just, well, it's been a long week and I still have tomorrow and Saturday to get through. :rolleyes:

Sorry for interrupting the filth by the way! :D
Some people are just hopeless! Something I'll never forget was when a man around 40 came with his 13 year old daughter and for some strange reason didn't want to pay when I asked him to and then he looked at me and screamed at me "I bet you STEAL that money yourself your stupid whore". In front of his 13 year old daughter! Complete idiot, and he wasn't drunk or anything, he was just an idiot.
 

Suzi

Meretricious
Jebus, even worse than the "I'm a taxpayer" lot! I was working as a concert steward once when someone said that the £2 they charged for a tub of ice cream was "horrendous" and "very very sad". Classical concert goers are such drama queens.

My favourite was the time I had to stop a woman from wandering round, explaining it was for security reasons. She gave me a look as though she was about to cut me down to size and said, "Do I look like a terrorist?" I replied, "I don't know, what does a terrorist look like?"
 
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DAVIE

Guest
I'm thinking about leaving shitty college and go back on the road to joining bands, the world needs a talentless bore like me...sod my school
 

Jackie London

♥ Howlin' Pelle
I'm thinking about leaving shitty college and go back on the road to joining bands, the world needs a talentless bore like me...sod my school
No Davie, no. Stay in school. Why not try religious studies and theology at university instead?
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.


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