I am writing my will.....

[Hellie]

I've not got much to leave...... half a house, a few Moz cds......but I don't know if I should be buried and feed the worms.....or fried......what should i choose.This is serious.I quite fancy being scattered somewhere romantic but can't think of a romantic place.Then again i imagine my loved ones sobbing on an ornate grave.......

 

[bikubesong]

Sweetie-pie, you're still young!

 

[Kilt Uncle]

I've not got much to leave...... half a house, a few Moz cds......but I don't know if I should be buried and feed the worms.....or fried......what should i choose.This is serious.I quite fancy being scattered somewhere romantic but can't think of a romantic place.Then again i imagine my loved ones sobbing on an ornate grave.......

Get fried, get ashes scattered in a nice place.

What are you leaving me?...

 

[Hellie]

Sweetie-pie, you're still young!

I,m 39 this year!!!! and i have discovered a wrinkle!!!!!....sobs....

Anyway only the good die young

 

[lightupvirginmary]

I wrote my will when I was really drunk about three months ago. It all just poured out, but it was quite angry, like a list of people who would be banned from my funeral and stuff.
But anyway, the music is the most important part.
No cremation for me, though, worm food is the way to go. It's only natural.

 

[bikubesong]

I,m 39 this year!!!! and i have discovered a wrinkle!!!!!....sobs....

Anyway only the good die young

Well, lets stay positive, no?

 

[Hellie]

Well, lets stay positive, no?

Yes, if only because Columbo is on in the morning !!!Its one made in 2003 though and not sure if i really like decrepid Columbo.

 

[bikubesong]

Yes, if only because Columbo is on in the morning !!!Its one made in 2003 though and not sure if i really like decrepid Columbo.

2003??? WOW, I'd so like to see that one

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I've told my two girls to donate my entire body to science (that'll save on a funeral bill).
They get 50% each of everything I leave (and future royalties on the books) and if they dont want the jukebox or records, then my mate Jim can have them, if he doesn't want them, they can then be flogged with the money going to my girls.

Jukebox Jury

 

[Hellie]

I've told my two girls to donate my entire body to science (that'll save on a funeral bill).
They get 50% each of everything I leave (and future royalties on the books) and if they dont want the jukebox or records, then my mate Jim can have them, if he doesn't want them, they can then be flogged with the money going to my girls.

Jukebox Jury

Wow!medical science.My brother says they are so short of cadavers.

It is a good idea.More people should do it.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Wow!medical science.My brother says they are so short of cadavers.

It is a good idea.More people should do it.

Actually, this is what I had in mind, so my grandkids / great grandkids etc can come and visit me when I'm gone
http://www.msim.org.uk/whats-on/body-worlds-4

Jukebox Jury

 

[MadameChaos]

When I die I'm going to be cremated, and everyone who comes to the funeral has to snort a line of me.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

When I die I'm going to be cremated, and everyone who comes to the funeral has to snort a line of me.

Isn't that a rip off idea from Keef Richards who allegedly did the same thing with his dads ashes?

Jukebox Jury

 

[troubleluvsme]

I've told my two girls to donate my entire body to science....

Wow!medical science.....
It is a good idea.More people should do it.

While in a hospital today, I met a stunningly handsome Doctor.
I'd like to give my entire body to him.

 

[mick ransommich]

Maybe having rows and rows of Gravestones is a bit archaic these days... they come from the days when the dead were worshipped by the living.. maybe we should be moving on from this practice in the 21st Century?
Cremation is better all round.

 

[EPbabe]

While in a hospital today, I met a stunningly handsome Doctor.
I'd like to give my entire body to him.

Oh no! I hope you're alright.

 

[Hellie]

I've decided I'm going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Blackmore village Green where i grew up.I had the best most idyllic childhood ever.

 

[girlunafraid]

Nobody gets buried these days so they? There's not enough room for all these dead bodies.

Cremation for me please, followed by a huge piss up, everybody must wear black and not a dry eye in the house please.

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

EOH wants to be cremated. And wants ashes spread in a couple places. and also some kept in an urn that goes everywhere with someone...EOH needs to think with who tho.

Also, NO f***ing feeding tubes for EOH.

Oh, Boy With Thorn, Asleep, and Well I Wonder playing at funeral or whatever.

 

[troubleluvsme]

While in a hospital today, I met a stunningly handsome Doctor.
I'd like to give my entire body to him.

Oh no! I hope you're alright.

I'm fine...I was there visiting my Aunt. She was admitted to the Critical Care Unit yesterday. She isn't doing very well, so perhaps my cute Doctor joke was poor taste. Still, he was a cutie.