HUGE Morrissey fan on 'Celebrity Fat Club'

[Tingle]

'Someone told me' that (reportedly) 22 stone US-born radio person Amy Lamé, (celebrity seems to be exaggerating somewhat), is now on that awful "Celebrity Fat Club" TV programme in the UK. She is the biggest Morrissey fan. I saw he on the tube train going to the Brixton gig in 2002.

Where can I find her an XXXXL Morrissey T- shirt to wear in the gym?

 

[Flopper]

 

[Johnny]

> 'Someone told me' that (reportedly) 22 stone US-born radio person Amy
> Lamé, (celebrity seems to be exaggerating somewhat), is now on that awful
> "Celebrity Fat Club" TV programme in the UK. She is the biggest
> Morrissey fan. I saw he on the tube train going to the Brixton gig in
> 2002.

> Where can I find her an XXXXL Morrissey T- shirt to wear in the gym?

Yeah right Tingle.."Someone told me"..you LOVE that programme

I have a soft spot for "Watercolour Challenge" myself...

 

[Dirk McNasty]

You're right! She was at the 97 Moz Battersea gig.

 

[Tingle]

I shouldn't have been able to miss 'er really (but I did).

> You're right! She was at the 97 Moz Battersea gig.

 

[Tingle]

pfft! You saw through me Johnny!

> Yeah right Tingle.."Someone told me"..you LOVE that programme

> I have a soft spot for "Watercolour Challenge" myself...

 

[Crushing Bore]

Oh God! Tell me that's not Jonathan Coleman on the left?

What have you poms done to him? He looks like he's turned into Pauline Quirke!!!!

 

[Johnny]

> pfft! You saw through me Johnny!

I wouldn't worry about it T. Bluenose still watches the Teletubbies and in Birmingham that makes her an intellectual.

 

[Tingle]

...that's Amy on the right at the back.

 

[Johnny is a limp dick]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wear your mum's pants f***
dirty f***er f***ing f*** f*** f***er f***
dirty.

 

[Bluenose]

Yeah, Johnny!!!!!!!!!!

> you wear your mum's pants f***
> dirty f***er f***ing f*** f*** f***er f***
> dirty.

That'll teach you to slag off all things Brummie.

Maybe your admirer here is Punchdrunk, in one of his many cunning disguises

 

[Ruffian]

> I wouldn't worry about it T. Bluenose still watches the Teletubbies and in
> Birmingham that makes her an intellectual.

I have to chuckle Johnny, but whose your stalker..? Do ya Reckon you could have him in a fight? And did he really say you shag furniture?

Ruffian

 

[Johnny]

> I have to chuckle Johnny, but whose your stalker..? Do ya Reckon you could
> have him in a fight? And did he really say you shag furniture?

> Ruffian

...erm....I've no idea who it is to be honest Ruff. It's a bit bizarre but there you go.I suppose if they are hounding me it stops them from beating up old ladies or whatever they used to do before.

I thought it was Bluenose at first but the posts are FAR too intelligent for her

Kasule used to give me a bit of heckling from time to time.To be fair to Kasule he was quite funny.
I don't understand half of them. They keep going on about "fags". I stopped smoking 6 and a half years agh well.

Didn't see the post about me shagging furniture but you know...any port in a storm

I would beat ANYONE in a fight.Except Mad Dog McCann !

 

[Patrick McCann]

> ...erm....I've no idea who it is to be honest Ruff. It's a bit bizarre but
> there you go.I suppose if they are hounding me it stops them from beating
> up old ladies or whatever they used to do before.

> I thought it was Bluenose at first but the posts are FAR too intelligent
> for her

> Kasule used to give me a bit of heckling from time to time.To be fair to
> Kasule he was quite funny.
> I don't understand half of them. They keep going on about
> "fags". I stopped smoking 6 and a half years agh well.

> Didn't see the post about me shagging furniture but you know...any port in
> a storm

> I would beat ANYONE in a fight.Except Mad Dog McCann !

You'd batter me, J. That's just an act I put on. To be honest, even Prince Edward would punch my lights out.
But don't tell anyone.

 

[Johnny]

> You'd batter me, J. That's just an act I put on. To be honest, even Prince
> Edward would punch my lights out.
> But don't tell anyone.

Typical ! You turn up after all the fighting is over ! Where were you when my good name was being taken in vain yesterday ?.
That's the last time I give you handers