How te ken if yur scottish

[helmoz]

hehe, that list is good

as we're all showing off our tartans, these are mine:

(i'm not sure why the website i got them from has them at those angles though...)

 

[scottishblood]

Hilarious!

I'm jist back fae a run tae Largs. It was freezin'!

Did you have a cone at Nardini's ?

 

[nobody's hero]

It isn't really making it easier for us "others", trying to learn English

 

[bikubesong]

My Bonnie is over the ocean
+
Virtie is the bonniestest lasses In Scottland, aye?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

My Bonnie is over the ocean
+
Virtie is the bonniestest lasses In Scottland, aye?

aww poor you
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so is mine

 

[thursdayispathetic]

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan,
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shoap wi'oot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin faw aboot pished wi'oot spillin yer drink.

6. Ye see folk wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understand Rab C Nesbitt, an ye ken folk jist like um,
in yer ain faimly.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye hink it's like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitbaw schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.

13. Ye've been it a wedding and fitbaw scores wur announced in the
Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags an nappies aw in the wan shoap.

15. Yer holiday hame it the seaside hus calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car hus a ned it the wheel.

17. Ye ken irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

20. Finally, yurr 100% Scottish if ye huv ever said/heard these
wurds....


how's it hingin

clatty

boggin

mingin

cludgie

pished

git it up ye

wee beasties

arse bandit

amurny

away an bile yer heid

peely-wally

humphey backit

baw-heid

baw bag

dubble nuggit

fit lyk min bam?

wheesht

 

[soulful]

Did you have a cone at Nardini's ?

I had a double nougat

 

[scottishblood]

I had a double nougat

You must be really hard, I can only manage a single nougat. with raspberry

 

[virtually dead]

My Bonnie is over the ocean
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Virtie is the bonniestest lasses In Scottland, aye?

you little charmer