How Morrissey are you?

[westendgirl]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
Yeah

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
NO

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
Absolutely!!

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
Yup

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
So much of the time

Do insane people tell you they love you?
Strangely a few

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
Yes

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
Yeah!!! I am... Part of me at least.

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
Somtimes, yes

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
Yes!!!

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
My hero isn't imprisoned

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
I'm not sure

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
Somtimes

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
Yes!

Do you want the one you can't have?
Absolutely yes!! It eats me alive inside sometimes....:-(

Do you think that meat is murder?
No,

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
always and forever!

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
thankfully NO!

Don't you mind if people forget you?
only some

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
YES, IT IS!! And if certain people can't see it, they are blind idiots! :-D

 

[suzie q]

Let us not forget, there is always Target...

reminds me of a fan t-shirt I saw on the web a few years ago.


http://www.cafepress.com/morrisseysmiths.3029405

I think it's time for another shirt! Any creative people out there?

 

[rachem]

hmm 12/20

 

[Very Moz]

14.50 of 20 ... I am Very Moz

 

[Raquel]

reminds me of a fan t-shirt I saw on the web a few years ago.


http://www.cafepress.com/morrisseysmiths.3029405

I think it's time for another shirt! Any creative people out there?

Since you asked...
http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-raquelsfca

 

[bored]

By the way, the question about the satellite comes from "Roy's Keen"

I know where it's from.. I just couldn't incorporate it into my life in a way that made sense to answer the question.

 

[vegan-soldier]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? Yes and these were some of the finer moments in life when deep cnversation is not so frank and vulgar. Although, my instinct is to have something happen

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? I would never just give an animal away to someone without knowing their backgrounds first so a definite NO.

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? Well all day today, thursday was extremely pathetic and this is quite the pattern. So yes.

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? More like a dark alley and had that image of freddy kreuger spreading his arms, scraping his finger knifes on the wall....EEEeeeeEEEeeeee

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? NO, people believe me because I am quite blunt and honest.

Do insane people tell you they love you? YES and it's horrible...

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? That is the story of my life....

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? NO!

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? I would say so.

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Uhhh...yes and some are on these bords.

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? I love quoting Josh Harper..........

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? No I am not...I especially don't like to try and win people over by flattering them. I also can say I do not orbit around any celestial bodies

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? Most times....Don't feel like life fits well. I suppose for some it just doesn't. I am one of them.

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? OMG YES! I like the frigid coolness.....

Do you want the one you can't have? I thought it was a part of life? It never ends. You mean, that is not the way it is supposed to be? Damn....Hell Yeah, unfortunately I am just drawn to the charming ones that wind up being unavailable.

Do you think that meat is murder? Oh, yes I do! Although my opinions and feelings are much, much stronger than that statement.

Have you changed your plea to guilty? NEVER, I am innocent of all charges....

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? Apparently not..

Don't you mind if people forget you? I prefer it, especially since I canot find many people I can communicate with about the things I truly love and admire....

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Well, I have never seen your eye but I presume it is much sharper....than a needle in your eye...

 

[konstantinl]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
YES

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
I TROD ON A BLIND DOG ONCE BUT NO HOMELESS CHIUAUAS

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
SOME OF THEM

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
I LIVE IN GLASGOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
ALL THE TIME

Do insane people tell you they love you?
NO, THEY JUST SHOW ME ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES THEY HAVE 'CUSTOMISED'

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
I USED TO. NOW I HAVE LOTS TO WEAR AND NO PLANS.

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
I'M MAINLY SCOTTISH WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LITHUANIAN

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
I DO THE IGNORING AROUND HERE

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
IS EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG WHY WOULD WANT TO BE THEM?

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
CRIMINALS NEED A DAMN GOOD THRASHING NOT QUOTING

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
YES BUT IT MAY JUST BE A COPING MECHANISM

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RIGHTS

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
I BURN EASILY

Do you want the one you can't have?
I GUESS BUT I COULD HAVE HAD HERE TO BEGIN WITH THEN GAVE HER AWAY

Do you think that meat is murder?
ONLY IF YOU ARE MAKING FURNITURE OUT OF IT

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
I'LL HAVE TO CONSULT MY LAWYER ON THIS ONE

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
NO BUT I'VE GOT TWELVE IN MY ARM

Don't you mind if people forget you?
I POSTIVELY ENCOURAGE IT

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
MORE DULL LIKE A RUBBER MALLET

 

[thursdayispathetic]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?

Do insane people tell you they love you?

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?

Do you want the one you can't have?

Do you think that meat is murder?

Have you changed your plea to guilty?

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?

Don't you mind if people forget you?

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to all of those questions...

 

[Bluebirds]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
Yes. Frequently. Viagra helps sometimes.

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
No but I have crept up behind someone with a homeless Albanian.

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
Not really ‘cos its curry day in work which is seemingly the highlight of my working week. I find Tuesdays a bit of an arse (and Friday afternoons too.)

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
Funnily enough I was gripped by the strange fear of really needing the toilet (a number two) the other day at 6:30am, walking to the bus stop. No darkened underpass mind, though there was also the strange fear of darkening my underpass if you get my drift.

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
Noone really looks me in the eyes. Cos I’m a schizophrenic psychopath. RAH RAH RAH

Do insane people tell you they love you?
I’m not mad it’s the other 99% of people!

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
Not really. I manage to maintain a reasonably up to date wardrobe ensuring that most items are laundered regularly. Occasionally I’m down to my last pair of pants but then that’s the cue to wash for you….

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
Maltese blood (I think, I dunno my real father) Welsh heart.

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
No it’s usually down to poor personal hygiene so I just buy some Lynx.

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
Yes. I’d also like to be like some too!

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
Morrissey has never been imprisoned as far as I know. Oscar Wilde has but he’s not a personal hero. Robin Friday???

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
This makes no earthly sense! Pardon the pun.

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
I feel above the human race. Especially on the weekend.

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
Yes. I like watching the cricket on the telly.

Do you want the one you can't have?
I know I love one person so why can’t I love two would be more appropriate methinks!

Do you think that meat is murder?
No. How would you class roadkill for example?

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
1999. Cardiff Magistrate’s Court. Never paid the fine though.

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
No but I’ve got the scar of four stitches that I took out myself below my left eye.

Don't you mind if people forget you?
Not really, avoids those embarrassing situations when you see an acquaintance in the street and you struggle for things to say to one another.

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
Depends on how much I’ve had to imbibe. Normally it’s a 1” schlong of Barry White lurving.

 

[Happy Maudlin]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
Yes
Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? No

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? Very much so

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? Always.

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? All the time.

Do insane people tell you they love you? Not yet!

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? Yes, that has happened more recently since I came to the realisation that clothes should actually be worn.

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? I am partially Irish. But in heart I am Lebanese (sp?)

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? I'd like to.

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Certainly

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? I apologize deeply.

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? I am more of a meteor but satellite is fine.

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
Yes
Do you spend warm summer days indoors? Always. I have a vendetta against the sun.

Do you want the one you can't have? Always.

Do you think that meat is murder? Yes!

Have you changed your plea to guilty? I'm having that request repealed.

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? Yes when I was a baby. (That explains alot)

Don't you mind if people forget you? Yes

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Yes, sorry about the needle.

17.5 or about 18 out of 20. i can't help but saying I am the embodiment of Morrissey

 

[Wild Oscar]

reminds me of a fan t-shirt I saw on the web a few years ago.


http://www.cafepress.com/morrisseysmiths.3029405

I think it's time for another shirt! Any creative people out there?

I've got that shirt (except with red sleeves) - I've not seen anyone else with it though, so not a good seller....don't know why.

 

[lottie]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
yes

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
No, but its now on my 'things to do' list.

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
absolutely

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
yes

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
probably but i dont care!

Do insane people tell you they love you?
there is no such thing in life as normal

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
that'd involve going out, so therefore no!

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
no/yes
Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
only if there was a chance of annoying them more, lol

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
i'd hate to be like most people,

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
my 'hero' is not imprisoned (yet)

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
maybe maybe...

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
I am frequently embarressed to be human so i wouldnt want it anyway.

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
of course, i hate the sunshine, all the plebs are out *shudders*

Do you want the one you can't have?
if morrissey is gonna make me an offer then no, but if he insists on remaining 'aloof' then yes i do want the one i cant have.

Do you think that meat is murder?
there is no 'think' about it, IT IS!

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
often

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
nope

Don't you mind if people forget you?
in most peoples caes i'd be glad for them too, theres only one person i'd like to really remember me

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
i expect so

this is a great thread BTW.

 

[Young And Alive]

I'll probably make a sequel to this thread at some point with new Morrissey-inspired questions. Glad you're all enjoying the thread

 

[Bassist-In-A-Tutu]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? Yup

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? Does it have to be homeless?

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? very very pathetic

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? I've been gripped by a strager if that counts?

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? yup

Do insane people tell you they love you? My wife is insane so yes!

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? Always

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? No

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? Only on Thusdays

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Totally!

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? My hero isn't in prison

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? Love it.

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? It's a Thursday thing isn't it?

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? mostly

Do you want the one you can't have? I can't have any of the ones I want!

Do you think that meat is murder? Well, I'm not going to eat the buggers alive, someones got to kill 'em (apologies to the many veggitarinas, only joking)

Have you changed your plea to guilty? Indeed

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? No

Don't you mind if people forget you? I forget me!

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Oh yes

 

[down_in_albion]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? yes

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? not that i remember

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? pretty much

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? yes

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? yes, i'm a bad liar

Do insane people tell you they love you? thankfully, no

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? yep

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? yes

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? no

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? god, yes

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? no

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? yes

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? no

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? yes

Do you want the one you can't have? always

Do you think that meat is murder? no

Have you changed your plea to guilty? occasionally

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? no

Don't you mind if people forget you? depends on the person

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? yes

 

[drowning girl]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? YES

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? NO

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? NO

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? YES

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? YES

Do insane people tell you they love you? YES YES YES

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? YES

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? NO

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? YES

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? YES

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? NO

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? NO

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? NO

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? YES

Do you want the one you can't have? YES

Do you think that meat is murder? YES

Have you changed your plea to guilty? NO, never will

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? NO

Don't you mind if people forget you? YES

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? YES

I am surprised myself...

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

i answered with the 'quote' cuz i'm lazy

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
1. yes

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
2. crept?

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
3. yes

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
4. once, once

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
5. if so i want to harm them

Do insane people tell you they love you?
6. of course

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
7. yes, i am poor

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
8. close

American born...

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
9. you better f*cking believe it!

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
10. yes

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
11. more than one

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
12. sometimes i think it is alrite

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
13. the what?

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
14. yes

Do you want the one you can't have?
15. always

Do you think that meat is murder?
16. then what is murder?

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
17. it is a matter of public record actually

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
18. yes!

Don't you mind if people forget you?
19. nope

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?

20. maybe

 

[nightandday]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? Hmm... I don't think so... wait... no.

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? Definitely no.

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? Sometimes. Monday can be pathetic too. Especially Monday. Tuesday too. It depends.

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? I don't think so.

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? Probably not.

Do insane people tell you they love you? Unfortunately, that's a big YES. Don't remind me.

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? Well...it's happened... a lot. But I always manage somehow.

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? Certainly no, and no.

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? I don't think so. Why would I bother?

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Yes!

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? Fortunately, none of my heroes are imprisoned at the moment.

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? No, I'm not, and I wouldn't think it was allright if I was. Then again, we all know Morrissey is anything but a satellite. And whatever he may sing in a song, I'm sure he would mind it very much if he thought he was.

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? No, I don't.

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? Yes, sometimes... last summer I did... don't remind me.. bloody job... It's good I quit so I'm not miserable anymore.

Do you want the one you can't have? Yes. It makes things more interesting, doesn't it?

Do you think that meat is murder? Yes.

Have you changed your plea to guilty? No. But neither has Morrissey, really.

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? Nope.

Don't you mind if people forget you? I would mind it just as much as Morrissey would mind it.

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Eh...I hope that needle is not too sharp, I wouldn't want to poke your eye!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

ouch!