How many times a day do we all wank???

[Punchdrunk]

Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times do the lads bash the bishop????

 

[Hallahook]

> Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times
> do the lads bash the bishop????

I'm good for at least one a day. f*** it. I'm a monster....I admit it.

 

[Dumbles]

If I'm depressed, once. If it's a good day, three times. A normal day? At least twice. I'm about to go into experimentation mode, though. I'm frustrated because I'm not multi-orgasmic and I'd love to be. I can only cum once, and then I need to rest for like twenty minutes--like a guy! But usually when I'm done, I just roll over and go to sleep. Cumming really hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.

 

[Shadowplay]

Hah, i'm the same. I like it because you feel quite satisfied after, but multi might be nice to...

 

[david]

> Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times
> do the lads bash the bishop????

whenever i can be arsed

 

[Maudlin Street Urchin]

Hold onto your friend

These things take time.

 

[Dumbles]

There's this fantastic machine I want to buy..

...called the Sybian. It's supposed to help women to be multi-orgasmic. It's VERY f***ing expensive, though. But I'm sure I'd get my money's worth!




The Sybian

 

[Manon Maru]

All God's Children Have All Got To Die

> I'm good for at least one a day. f*** it. I'm a monster....I admit it.

Thats one of my favorite songs on the album, Stagger Lee being number one
"I'll crawl over fifty pussies to get to one fat boys asshole"
then again
"I grabbed a big ashtray the size of a big f***in rock"

 

[Manon Maru]

Cumming really
> hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.

Sounds like a good policy

 

[Weiß]

I'd much rather attack the chocha.

But I'm funny that way.

 

[Punchdrunk]

Re: There's this fantastic machine I want to buy..

I'll buy it for you If i can use it on you when I'm banging yer arse OK???

> ...called the Sybian. It's supposed to help women to be multi-orgasmic.
> It's VERY f***ing expensive, though. But I'm sure I'd get my money's
> worth!

 

[Punchdrunk]

Some days I leave him alone and others i'm on fire and wank bout 4 times a day

> If I'm depressed, once. If it's a good day, three times. A normal day? At
> least twice. I'm about to go into experimentation mode, though. I'm
> frustrated because I'm not multi-orgasmic and I'd love to be. I can only
> cum once, and then I need to rest for like twenty minutes--like a guy! But
> usually when I'm done, I just roll over and go to sleep. Cumming really
> hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.

 

[Bluenose]

Do you still cum like a firehose?

> Some days I leave him alone and others i'm on fire and wank bout 4 times a
> day