How many times a day do we all wank???

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Punchdrunk

Guest
Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times do the lads bash the bishop????
 
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Hallahook

Guest
> Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times
> do the lads bash the bishop????

I'm good for at least one a day. Fuck it. I'm a monster....I admit it.
 
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Dumbles

Guest
If I'm depressed, once. If it's a good day, three times. A normal day? At least twice. I'm about to go into experimentation mode, though. I'm frustrated because I'm not multi-orgasmic and I'd love to be. I can only cum once, and then I need to rest for like twenty minutes--like a guy! But usually when I'm done, I just roll over and go to sleep. Cumming really hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.
 
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Shadowplay

Guest
Hah, i'm the same. I like it because you feel quite satisfied after, but multi might be nice to...
 
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david

Guest
> Come on ladies how many times do you flick yer beans???and how many times
> do the lads bash the bishop????

whenever i can be arsed
 
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Maudlin Street Urchin

Guest
Hold onto your friend

These things take time.
 
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Dumbles

Guest
There's this fantastic machine I want to buy..

...called the Sybian. It's supposed to help women to be multi-orgasmic. It's VERY fucking expensive, though. But I'm sure I'd get my money's worth!




The Sybian
 
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Manon Maru

Guest
All God's Children Have All Got To Die

> I'm good for at least one a day. Fuck it. I'm a monster....I admit it.

Thats one of my favorite songs on the album, Stagger Lee being number one
"I'll crawl over fifty pussies to get to one fat boys asshole"
then again
"I grabbed a big ashtray the size of a big fuckin rock"
 
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Manon Maru

Guest
Cumming really
> hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.

Sounds like a good policy
 
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Punchdrunk

Guest
Re: There's this fantastic machine I want to buy..

I'll buy it for you If i can use it on you when I'm banging yer arse OK???

> ...called the Sybian. It's supposed to help women to be multi-orgasmic.
> It's VERY fucking expensive, though. But I'm sure I'd get my money's
> worth!
 
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Punchdrunk

Guest
Some days I leave him alone and others i'm on fire and wank bout 4 times a day

> If I'm depressed, once. If it's a good day, three times. A normal day? At
> least twice. I'm about to go into experimentation mode, though. I'm
> frustrated because I'm not multi-orgasmic and I'd love to be. I can only
> cum once, and then I need to rest for like twenty minutes--like a guy! But
> usually when I'm done, I just roll over and go to sleep. Cumming really
> hard saps all my energy, and that's the only way I like to cum.
 
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Bluenose

Guest
Do you still cum like a firehose?

> Some days I leave him alone and others i'm on fire and wank bout 4 times a
> day
 
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