How do you dress and what are you trying to tell the world by your manner of dress?

Re: and the hits just keep on coming

> sounds great. It looked like you guys had a great time at the Star and
> Garter. If Covent Gardens doesn't like my plastic, maybe Manchester would.
> It would be well worth the rental car.

Spoken like a true American! Would you honestly rather risk driving on the worng side of the road for 200-odd miles from London to Manchester when you could get a train? I know we have a bad reputation for trains, but I'd rather take a chance with a Virgin Cross Country than experience the M6.

Ruffian will no doubt have plenty of bumper to bumper tales to tell about this particular ride.
 
Re: and the hits just keep on coming

> Spoken like a true American! Would you honestly rather risk driving on the
> worng side of the road for 200-odd miles from London to Manchester when
> you could get a train? I know we have a bad reputation for trains, but I'd
> rather take a chance with a Virgin Cross Country than experience the M6.

> Ruffian will no doubt have plenty of bumper to bumper tales to tell about
> this particular ride.
How bad could it be, I was driving around Florida just last month. OK 200 miles... at about 70MPH That's about a 3 hour drive right? I figure with me driving on the side of the road i'm used to it should clear the M6 up very nicely in case I drive up to Manchester during rush hour.
 
Re: PS. Chill

> Thanks for the link. She's kinda goofy looking. Also, I knew about the
> Shannen Doherty thing. I bet she's hopping mad. No wonder she kicked
> Paris's ass a few months ago. Haha.
I just found out. I miss Robin Quivers news for a few weeks and I get way behind in my gossip.
 
Re: and the hits just keep on coming

> How bad could it be, I was driving around Florida just last month. OK 200
> miles... at about 70MPH That's about a 3 hour drive right? I figure
> with me driving on the side of the road i'm used to it should clear the M6
> up very nicely in case I drive up to Manchester during rush hour.

The London-Manc drive is easy. It's only cos Bluebles is a burd and , therefore, is incompatible with steering wheels.
Besides, me and Ruff can take turns at chauffering. As long as he promises not to speak. Ever.
 
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> The London-Manc drive is easy. It's only cos Bluebles is a burd and ,
> therefore, is incompatible with steering wheels.

You've got a point there. I can't even ride a bike, let alone drive a Datsun.

> Besides, me and Ruff can take turns at chauffering. As long as he promises
> not to speak. Ever.

WIll you allow him to play some of his CDs, Paddy?
 
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> You've got a point there. I can't even ride a bike, let alone drive a
> Datsun.

> WIll you allow him to play some of his CDs, Paddy?

Only the heavy metal ones, Bluebles. Well, since we're gonna seal up his gob with duct-tape, the least we can do is let him listen to his favourite bands.
It's nice to be nice y'know. There's too much nastiness in this world.
 
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> The London-Manc drive is easy. It's only cos Bluebles is a burd and ,
> therefore, is incompatible with steering wheels.
> Besides, me and Ruff can take turns at chauffering. As long as he promises
> not to speak. Ever.
I'm sorry Patrick, what was that about women and cars? But if it gets two very handsome British men chauffeuring us around and not have to read the map, you can keep on thinking that. Oh by the way, I don't know how to pump gas, fix a flat tire, and check the oil either. This is going to be the funest trip ever.
 
Re: Aw, your piccie didn't work

> Sort it out LGDaC or Paddy will get confused again.

> Honestly, come up to Manchester. We can go Doc shopping, we can get lost
> in Affleck's Palace and you can experience the Star and Garter.

I saw the Doc Martens store sadly has a 'closing down' sticker plastered on its window in Manchester as well.. Its the end of the chain by the look of it..

Ruffian
 
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> The London-Manc drive is easy. It's only cos Bluebles is a burd and ,
> therefore, is incompatible with steering wheels.
> Besides, me and Ruff can take turns at chauffering. As long as he promises
> not to speak. Ever.

Haha.. I had to laugh at that.. You must be in a good mood today McCann. We'd have the CD loaded with loud punk classics anyway.. so you couldn't hear her, SITTING IN THE BACK, anyway!'

Ruffian
 
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> I'm sorry Patrick, what was that about women and cars? But if it gets two
> very handsome British men chauffeuring us around and not have to read the
> map, you can keep on thinking that. Oh by the way, I don't know how to
> pump gas, fix a flat tire, and check the oil either. This is going to be
> the funest trip ever.

We'll have to pump something else then!! haha.. I am actually, sadly, so used to this drive (215 miles door to door) I can give sound advice on Motorway services up the M1. Watford Gap is particulalry pleasant! If you Ignore the crude offers of gay sex scrawled on the backs of the toilet doors.

I could go on and on with more lewd innuendo.. but my mouth is sealed with duct tape.

Ruffian
 
I call the back seat with Ruffian

> We'll have to pump something else then!! haha.. I am actually, sadly, so
> used to this drive (215 miles door to door) I can give sound advice on
> Motorway services up the M1. Watford Gap is particulalry pleasant! If you
> Ignore the crude offers of gay sex scrawled on the backs of the toilet
> doors.
I wonder if it's run by the same people as the Vince Lombardi rest stop on the turnpike?

> I could go on and on with more lewd innuendo.. but my mouth is sealed with
> duct tape.

> Ruffian
Patrick thinks he's so smart but he forgot you won't need your mouth anyways.
 
WHAT!!!

WHEN WAS THIS????

Oh FFS!!

> I saw the Doc Martens store sadly has a 'closing down' sticker plastered
> on its window in Manchester as well.. Its the end of the chain by the look
> of it..

> Ruffian
 
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> WHEN WAS THIS????

> Oh FFS!!

I'd put my right nut on this news! It's by that place with the TV screen isn't it.. the store I mean.. not my right nut.

It's a sad day.. yet get there quick for the sale priced items!

Ruffian
 
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> I wonder if it's run by the same people as the Vince Lombardi rest stop on
> the turnpike?

Haha.. probably.. Motorway (freeway, interstate whatever) restrooms are inhabited by a lurking stalking sexual underclass! Bit like here really!

> Patrick thinks he's so smart but he forgot you won't need your mouth
> anyways.

Hmm.. Let's go and be Devils!! Haha.. That would be such a fantasy.. in the back of a big cadillac like Morrissey and the boys in that video for 'My Love LIfe'.. I'd like to have tasted 50's America, but missed it.. so have to taste something else instead! wooohh

Ruffian
 
Does that mean I'm up-front with Paddy?

That's good, cos I always get sick in the back.
 
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> That's good, cos I always get sick in the back.
I guess I'm going to have to break the news to my Sister that she can't sit next to Patrick. Maybe I could get a car with bench seats in front.
 
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Oh, I thought the "us" meant you, me, Ruffian and Paddy.

*bottom lip quivers*

I'll go home then...

*uncontrollable sobbing*

> I guess I'm going to have to break the news to my Sister that she can't
> sit next to Patrick. Maybe I could get a car with bench seats in front.
 
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> Haha.. probably.. Motorway (freeway, interstate whatever) restrooms are
> inhabited by a lurking stalking sexual underclass! Bit like here really!
LOL, I don't know anyone like that on here.
And why is the GS Parkway called the parkway(maybe in the summer stuck at the toll plaza's.)
> Hmm.. Let's go and be Devils!! Haha.. That would be such a fantasy.. in
> the back of a big cadillac like Morrissey and the boys in that video for
> 'My Love LIfe'.. I'd like to have tasted 50's America, but missed it.. so
> have to taste something else instead! wooohh
I know you love one person, so why can't you love two. I love that video. I know I only have a little 4 cylinder car with a back seat about the same size as the drivers seat in the cadillac but with the top down I'm sure we could figure out something.
> Ruffian
 
Bluenose

> Oh, I thought the "us" meant you, me, Ruffian and Paddy.

> *bottom lip quivers*

> I'll go home then...

> *uncontrollable sobbing*
Oh noooooooo, Now I feel badly. I did mean you,me, my sister, Ruffian, and Patrick. My sister said she will sit on Patricks lap in the drivers seat. Im excited and really appreciative about your offer to hang out in Manchester!
 
Re: Lets Go Devils

heh heh
I was only kidding.
Although, what an image you have put in my mind, LGDaC...

> Oh noooooooo, Now I feel badly. I did mean you,me, my sister, Ruffian, and
> Patrick. My sister said she will sit on Patricks lap in the drivers seat.
> Im excited and really appreciative about your offer to hang out in
> Manchester!
 
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