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Folly
Guest
He'll give you a call, or a fax, when he sees your post and how sorry he is that you feel badly for him...
"Somnium...Help me please, you are the only one who understands- clearly!"
"Oh, Moz; I knew you'd see through all those other sad jerks on the board and know that I feel your pain like no other..."
"Yes, and now if you turn around and bend over, I'll apply this huge paddle to your bum and show you just how painful it can be- just so I know we are on the same level..."
"Uuhhm, O-oo-kaaay...I gesso." Somnium turns around and bends at the knees..."Is this ok?"
"No, no...not like that." Moz turns around to show the compassionate one what he means.
"Ohhhh, I get it...hang on, you are seriously going to use that thing on me?"
"But, of course...how else will I know you are true to what you say? Oh, I knew you were just like the rest of those who say they know, but never show it!"
Moz promptly drops the paddle and runs sobbing from Somnium...
What Moz didn't get to see was that when he drops the paddle, it bounces and knocks Somnium right on the big toe!
"Oh, my GOD! Owwww...damn you Moz! But wait- Moz! Moz! I think I know what you mean now! Come back...coooommme baaackkkk!"
It's too late, he is gone.
See now Somnium- this is what happens when you start showing him that you actually care! You MUST be more careful around that area of his sensitive life! Or it whips around and leaves you hanging with nothing to do but cry. HA!
Ta-ta for now
"Somnium...Help me please, you are the only one who understands- clearly!"
"Oh, Moz; I knew you'd see through all those other sad jerks on the board and know that I feel your pain like no other..."
"Yes, and now if you turn around and bend over, I'll apply this huge paddle to your bum and show you just how painful it can be- just so I know we are on the same level..."
"Uuhhm, O-oo-kaaay...I gesso." Somnium turns around and bends at the knees..."Is this ok?"
"No, no...not like that." Moz turns around to show the compassionate one what he means.
"Ohhhh, I get it...hang on, you are seriously going to use that thing on me?"
"But, of course...how else will I know you are true to what you say? Oh, I knew you were just like the rest of those who say they know, but never show it!"
Moz promptly drops the paddle and runs sobbing from Somnium...
What Moz didn't get to see was that when he drops the paddle, it bounces and knocks Somnium right on the big toe!
"Oh, my GOD! Owwww...damn you Moz! But wait- Moz! Moz! I think I know what you mean now! Come back...coooommme baaackkkk!"
It's too late, he is gone.
See now Somnium- this is what happens when you start showing him that you actually care! You MUST be more careful around that area of his sensitive life! Or it whips around and leaves you hanging with nothing to do but cry. HA!
Ta-ta for now