Posting about Hideo Kojima on a place like this is guaranteed to greeted with tumbleweed, but the guy is an absolute legend and I had a full on nerdgasm finding out through this that he's a Morrissey fan!
the SOLVEmedia puzzle is appropriately, "friend zone" where all you gamers have taken up permanent residence. Stop buying these videogames and save up to get laid. How much does a RealDoll cost anyway?