[Previously on 'Everybody Hates Conor']
Conor McNicholas: "I love you, I think you're awesome. However, you're a racist."
Morrissey: "No I'm not, you're a two-faced hypocrite and your mother smelt of elderberries. I'm suing you!"
Morrissey: "Hey, you don't really hate racism, you pulled out of the Love Music Hate Racism carnival!"
Conor McNicholas: "No we didn't, that was like, totally someone else."