Daddy Cool
Dodgy Fool-san
Yes?
No?
What for?
Come on, own up, criminals.
No?
What for?
Come on, own up, criminals.
Have you been to jail?
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Jukebox Jury
Retired
Yes.
With a previous job..... I went into Strangeways to speak to a group of lads who could access a bit of training when they came out.
Jukebox Jury
With a previous job..... I went into Strangeways to speak to a group of lads who could access a bit of training when they came out.
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MunchyBrain
Born Against
Spent a couple of nights in the cells at police stations, but never been to prison. Don't know which to vote.
Jukebox Jury
Retired
Daddy Cool
Dodgy Fool-san
I don't care how you vote now, I think I speak for everyone here when I ask: what for?!
MunchyBrain
Born Against
Well, it's pretty irrelevant, as one of them got dropped before it went to trial, and the other one got stopped at the trial stage because the judge said it wouldn't have been a fair trial. Really need to get round to suing the police..
Anonymous1
Nobody knows me
Never been to jail, but I've watched a hell of a lot of Superjail.
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Dave
Guest
This charming man.
Throbbing member.
Yes, for a week on remand, when I was 18. 1982.
anon x
New Member
Are you Boy George?
MAN George,thank you.
Will_Never_Marry
New Member
I've never been to jail because I've never been caught.
Daddy Cool
Dodgy Fool-san
Very ominous.
So long as the crimes you are alluding to are not paedophilia, I will laugh at your joke.
anon x
New Member
Murder's ok though ? Cool.
I spent the night in a cell at the police station once when I was about five. The police came in the night and took my mum, and I guess she had no choice but to bring me. To this day I don't know what it was for but we were out the next day so it can't have been something very bad.
I do remember being extremely bored in that cell. The only thing interesting was an emergency button, which I was told NOT to press.
I pressed it, of course, and got in trouble. That's pretty much the only thing I remember about it: the forbidden emergency button.
I do remember being extremely bored in that cell. The only thing interesting was an emergency button, which I was told NOT to press.
I pressed it, of course, and got in trouble. That's pretty much the only thing I remember about it: the forbidden emergency button.
Daddy Cool
Dodgy Fool-san
Perfectly.
MunchyBrain
Born Against
Will_Never_Marry
New Member
Kleptomania in the workplace. I steal chocolates, crisps.. allsorts really.
Yep, murder is fine.
If that's true, that was seriously illegal on the police's part.
It is true. This was in Denmark, though, so I don't know if the laws are the same as in the UK (if that's where you are). Maybe I should investigate and sue them. That emergency button incident has seriousely tramatised me!
This charming man.
Throbbing member.
It is true. This was in Denmark, though, so I don't know if the laws are the same as in the UK (if that's where you are). Maybe I should investigate and sue them. That emergency button incident has seriousely tramatised me!
You can't be charged with anything under the age of 10. The police will take kids back to their parents house, but not to a cell at the age of 5. In the UK.
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