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have people no shame?
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Dave
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thank you for finding this. The fun part is in the details. "After the auction is over " they'll show you a tour rider.
I also like that they won't sell the lanyard because "they, too, are a huge fan of the Smiths" but this teapot from the dollar store, they can somehow manage to part with.
I also like that they won't sell the lanyard because "they, too, are a huge fan of the Smiths" but this teapot from the dollar store, they can somehow manage to part with.
mopeonarope
Half Man / Half Badger
I also have a very rare & valuable sealed zipup fur lined boot that Morrissey once exhaled his own breath in disgust Circa 1989 ( I still keep it airtight Morrissey molecules are there ) whats that worth eh eh ?
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DAnn Coulter
Banned
How Retarded
Next they'll be selling the sheets he sleeps in at hotels.
Next they'll be selling the sheets he sleeps in at hotels.
alsatian
vivid and in my prime
How Retarded
Next they'll be selling the sheets he sleeps in at hotels.
errmmm.... I want one hehehe
DAnn Coulter
Banned
Trouble loves me
Memberless
Oh dear god, the mind boggles.
Perhaps I should get my finger out and start my own auction:
'What am I bid for a water bottle (minus cap) used by Morrissey at Sheffield City Hall, 3rd May 2006. How I came by this item is irrelevant, the important point to note is that I finished off the water (thanks Moz, I was really, really thirsty) ergo, the bottle is now empty. However, I'm sure some of his saliva / DNA still exists around the lid and is able to be extracted from mine, should you want confirmation of it's authenticity.'
It's like the sale of bloody relics by the medieval church; a vial of his blood will be up there next.
Perhaps I should get my finger out and start my own auction:
'What am I bid for a water bottle (minus cap) used by Morrissey at Sheffield City Hall, 3rd May 2006. How I came by this item is irrelevant, the important point to note is that I finished off the water (thanks Moz, I was really, really thirsty) ergo, the bottle is now empty. However, I'm sure some of his saliva / DNA still exists around the lid and is able to be extracted from mine, should you want confirmation of it's authenticity.'
It's like the sale of bloody relics by the medieval church; a vial of his blood will be up there next.
pandora_cocteau
New Member
i should sell my right hand...because he shook it for longer than 4 seconds.
DAnn Coulter
Banned
alsatian
vivid and in my prime
can I touch you! Can I touch you!!!
lottie
Love Me Outside!
pandora_cocteau
New Member
five bucks per second. if you attempt to lick my hand, i will have to charge you more.
alsatian
vivid and in my prime
only if you seal it so I can scrape off His cells, take them to a scientist who clones Him so I can have a Moz of my own
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