Happy Birthday Jukebox Jury

[CharlieFairhead]

All the best sir.

 

[Hellie]

Don't get too drunk at the football, I've arranged for a little surprise to arrive at your house at 8.30 tonight

On second thought, you might want to get a little pissed....

Happy birthday, old man.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Happy Birthday JJ! I got you a lazy boy for the games, (it's in City colors)

And a beer hat.

You're on your own for snacks.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Thanks again everyone (apart from John with that awful bloody cake).

I met up with a banned member from here (is that allowed?) for a few pints before the game, and got a few more in for tonight.
Not the best of games but at least we didn't lose.
OK, need to tidy the house up before that old bloke gets here at 8.30pm

Jukebox Jury

 

[mozmal]

Happy birthday JJ, I hope it's been good to you.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Happy birthday JJ, I hope it's been good to you.

It has thanks..... but it's another year closer to the big Five O

Jukebox Jury

 

[CrystalGeezer]

It has thanks..... but it's another year closer to the big Five O

Jukebox Jury

50 is the new 35.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Don't get too drunk at the football, I've arranged for a little surprise to arrive at your house at 8.30 tonight

On second thought, you might want to get a little pissed....

Happy birthday, old man.

It's now 9.18pm and the bloke hasn't turned up yet I want a refund

Jukebox Jury

 

[mozmal]

It has thanks..... but it's another year closer to the big Five O

Jukebox Jury

Tis' just a number.

 

[HIM]

happy birthday, j.j.!

hope it's been a good one!

 

[JoyDiv007]

Happy Birthday JJ!!!

 

[Walkers Crisp]

Happy belated BD, JJ

 

[helen661]

Happy Belated Birthday JJ, hope you had a good one

 

[Hellie]

It's now 9.18pm and the bloke hasn't turned up yet I want a refund

Jukebox Jury

Hahaha you were pacing the floor feeling frisky?

 

[SoVeryEntertainig]

All the best, sir!

 

[Daddy Cool]

It's now 9.18pm and the bloke hasn't turned up yet I want a refund

Jukebox Jury

He fell on a slippy floor (spilled baby oil I think he said) and has dislocated his hip. The doctor has forbidden him to gyrate, strut or bend over - which is essentially his whole routine. He'll be out of action for 6 months. I would book you another "session" for then, but I'm not sure he's going to live that long and don't want to lose another deposit.

Here's a true story for you: I was in Tesco with a friend at the weekend buying a quiche, of all things. We used the self-service check-out. While waiting in line, I noticed the man in front of us bought 8 tins of Carlsberg and a cucumber. And nothing else. I burst out laughing quite loudly. As good as your birthday may have been, I bet it wasn't a patch on the "quiet night in" that man had.

 

[dicartwright]

late as usual, but hey! Happy belated birthday JJ!

 

[Dave2006]

Is it a good time to say

It's not your birthday any more, did you really think we meant, all of those syrupy sentimental things that we said?​

Dave

 

[TWO ICY COLD HANDS]

Aaaaah,very very belated birthday wishes JJ.Sorry but not been around for a couple of days so hope you had a good one mate.

 

[Happy Maudlin]

I hope you had a Happy Birthday.