FAO: MORRISSEY (Re: Kilborn the phoney)
Dear Morrissey:
I support your decision to cancel on Kilborn 100%.
I told everyone I could to get through to you and let
you know the smack he was talking when you were in
England.
He said he thought you were funny but he didn't buy you
at all. How insulting to someone who carries his heart
in his hands and puts all of his soul into his art.
Then he did a bit that promoted all the worst stereotypes
about the World of Morrissey and the fans.
I don't know if you're cancelling the whole week yet,
or just mulling it over and making Craig sweat it out.
But yes, you are right to f*** with him right back.
He is a FAKE.
And now his "Countdown to Morrissey" will have
to go on a bit longer. HA HA HA!
Use your best judgment on whether going on his show at all
is wise. Maybe use him for a couple nights and then book
a night on Conan soon after.
Whatever you decide, it's good to know the information
about this scoundrel has gotten through to your camp
and you are taking steps to punish the jerk.
Good luck to you, Morrissey!
