Guess Morrissey's Penis Size...Fun For All Ages!

Guess Morrissey's Penis Size...Fun for all Ages!

  • A Simon Cowell Rod (2 - 4 inches)

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  • A Sting (4 inches, 0 inches when he's looking at Trudie)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A Ron Jeremy ( 12 - ???????)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • All of the above (combined length)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .

Mozza220559

Surmontil 50
Hi there! Seeing as each thread is rapidly scraping the barrel each day on here I figured I'd post the most awful, rude, idiotic thread, woo!

Vote now!

PS, this is erect too, not flaccid

Pictures and diagrams are welcome as well as profane comments!
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I went Emperor. I bet it's not too big, but big enough to get the job done. Hey-ooooh!

 

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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!! The other day I was lazing around in bed and caught the last ten minutes of this episode, it's the one where he's on the ski lift with the super jewey girl who couldn't be with a man past sundown and she jumped off the stuck ski lift. This was the final scene and I didn't get it, why it was funny the phone was ringing in her stomach? :squiffy: It was in her huge vagina! :D
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
 
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