Great Idea for Moz merch

[2megatherion]

A line of Morrissey Action figures!

The first figure would be Smiths Era Moz and would come with removable NHS glasses/flowers/hearing aid. The delux version sings snippets of this charming man and has a Radio-controlled bicycle you can perch him on and ride him round the kitchen floor to scare the cat.

The second figure would be in a suit, have two removable hairstyles (one with grey streaks and one without) - when you squeeze his legs together his arm rises and falls rapidly in a 'microphone whipping' action.

The delux version of this would have two removable real fabric shirts

Who is going to create these? We could give the proceeds to Moz's favorite charity or something.

 

[Kewpie]

I has The Cat's Mother's fabulous Knitted Smiths!!

Yep, Peter had priviledge to hold them.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

The delux version sings snippets of this charming man and has a Radio-controlled bicycle you can perch him on and ride him round the kitchen floor to scare the cat.QUOTE]

Hilarious! I would SO buy that!

 

[echobay]

A line of Morrissey Action figures!
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The second figure would be in a suit, have two removable hairstyles (one with grey streaks and one without) - when you squeeze his legs together his arm rises and falls rapidly in a 'microphone whipping' action.

The delux version of this would have two removable real fabric shirts

Who is going to create these? We could give the proceeds to Moz's favorite charity or something.

"When you squeeze his legs together his arm rises and falls rapidly in a microphone whipping action"

That is too FRINKY!

This Morrissey doll would be be at the top of my Christmas wish list.

 

[Raised on prisoner's aid]

What about a range of t-shirts that says

"Moz cancelled a show in (enter town name here) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"?

Great one!!