I was fortunate enough to give Morrissey an LP at his Hannover show in 2015. It was by Esther and Abi Ofarim who had a hit in the 70 s with Cinderella Rockerfella which i d hoped he would find amusing. He took it from me (see pics). I remember that the door step matt with the words there is a light that never goes out from the Suedehead video had also been a present from a fan. What present have you managed to give him ?. Just to Pre empt obvious replies - Aztec, inn it innit, didnnnnnit, Benny, Crankfraud and some kind of cheese and Skinney, racist bigot.