Funny Kid Stories

[bored]

I looked for an active topic on this. I thought there was one but couldn't find it so I will start another and merge if it's worth it.

Anyway...

My roommate was trying to explain Buddha to my son. It went a little like this:

Roomie: "Well, he believed that all things in the world have balance."
Son: "So he didn't mind bee stings?"
Roomie: "No, he was OK with them."
Son: "So he didn't mind getting hit in the head by a comet?"
Roomie: "I think he would have minded that."

 

[Jackie London]

I used to work at a nursery and one day a kids grandmother had died and the kids were talking about that:

Boy: She is dead.
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: She is gone.
Girl: Gone where?
Boy: To heaven.
Girl: Are all dead people in heaven?
Boy: Yes, they are with god I think.
Girl: Is god dead?
Boy: Maybe.....yes I think so.

 

[bored]

I used to work at a nursery and one day a kids grandmother had died and the kids were talking about that:

Boy: She is dead.
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: She is gone.
Girl: Gone where?
Boy: To heaven.
Girl: Are all dead people in heaven?
Boy: Yes, they are with god I think.
Girl: Is god dead?
Boy: Maybe.....yes I think so.

Nietzsche was unsure as a kid but he grew up with a lot more confidence in his beliefs.

 

[Jackie London]

Nietzsche was unsure as a kid but he grew up with a lot more confidence in his beliefs.

I also thought of Nietzsche when I heard it!

 

[therightone]

When my son was about 4 years old he would tell friends to watch out for the octopus at the beach. Because they could hurt you with their testicles...

 

[Disappointed]

I used to work at a nursery and one day a kids grandmother had died and the kids were talking about that:

Boy: She is dead.
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: She is gone.
Girl: Gone where?
Boy: To heaven.
Girl: Are all dead people in heaven?
Boy: Yes, they are with god I think.
Girl: Is god dead?
Boy: Maybe.....yes I think so.

Those kids were being very logical! That's a logical conclusion to come to--if all dead people are in heaven, and god is in heaven, then god must be dead, too!