Funniest Moz Lyric

It has to be from "How can anybody possibly know how I feel?",
the line where he says:- "I've had my face dragged in fifteen miles of shit,
and I do not like it..."
My son cracks up over that line.:)
 
To me its reading "I know-IT'S SERIOUS." I'm not sure why.

I'm also partial to "Foot in a bucket, we'll trust you to wreck it" but mostly because I thought it sounded like "FART in a bucket." :)

And I agree about "Oh Phoney." A shame that it has never been released!
 
I love the line in 'Lazy Sunbather' with bombs crashing all over the place, children shelled etc

''That's all very well, but please keep the noise down low, because you'll waken the lazy sunbathers''!

Classic.

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My mum always remembers and laughs at the lyrics:

"Why in Estonia, They say, hey you! You big fat pig, you big fat pig..."-America Is Not The World

"With a big nose who knows"- Cemetry Gates

I myself laugh at the lines in Boy Racer-"He thinks he's got the whole world in his hands, Stood at the urinal" Classic Moz
 
"I am a ghost, and as far as I know, I haven't even died"

"The pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder"

"Frankly Mr Shankly since you ask..you are a flatulent pain in the arse" :p :D
 
I love the line in 'Lazy Sunbather' with bombs crashing all over the place, children shelled etc

''That's all very well, but please keep the noise down low, because you'll waken the lazy sunbathers''!

Classic.

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Thats not funny, thats awful sad
 
Get off the stage. I have to smile all the time while listening to this song...
 
"I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of"

"I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
and...nothing much happened"

And the abrupt nature of the 'explosive kegs' line does make me giggle when it creeps up on me unexpectedly!
 
"A sick boy should be treated, so easily defeated."

"I tried to surprise you with vodka and Tizer" - genius

"And if I seem a little strange, that's because I am."
 
"crashed down on the crossbar, and the pain was enough to make a shy bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder"

It takes me back to Boggart Hole Clough, and my Raleigh Ace. When women say that men don't understand the pain of childbirth, I think of that summers day in 1985. I've known pain.
 
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it was worthwhile living a laughable life just to set my eyes on the blistering sight of a vicar in a tutu.


she said: "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said: "that's nothing - you should hear me play piano"


As Anthony said to Cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale: some girls are bigger than others


there are brighter sides to life and I have seen them but not very often.
 
I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more


I'm straightedge and even I find that funny, haha.
 
My favorite is also from Frankly Mr. Shankly:

"But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled/making Christmas cards with the mentally ill..."

Sums up the world o' work perfectly for me.
 
"I am a ghost, and as far as I know, I haven't even died"

"The pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder"

"Frankly Mr Shankly since you ask..you are a flatulent pain in the arse" :p :D


pain in the arse for me too! :)
 
Our Frank

"Give us a drink
and make it quick
or else I'm gonna be sick
all over
your frankly vulgar
red pullover
now see how the two colours blend"

:D
 
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is THAT the best you can do?

..

Cracks me up every time!
 
'Let me get my hands on your mamary glands & let me get your head in the conjugal bed.' Makes me laugh everytime I hear it, though worries my friends everytime they hear me sing it.
'Did I ever tell you by the way, I never did like your face'
'If you ever need self-validation just meet me in the alley by the railway station'. Never cease to amuse me
 
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