I heard the funniest one today. I was listening to a gig in Las Vegas on YouTube from 1999. Morrissey changed the lyric in Is It Really So Strange from " I lost my bag..." to "I lost my wig in Newport Pagnell". One of my favourite ever lyrics got ten times funnier.
I was also always fond of "Life is very long when you're a bouncer" from a Smiths concert I heard once when there was security trouble and Morrissey shouts out at them in the middle of I Know It's Over, then changes the lyric during The Queen is Dead.
I was also always fond of "Life is very long when you're a bouncer" from a Smiths concert I heard once when there was security trouble and Morrissey shouts out at them in the middle of I Know It's Over, then changes the lyric during The Queen is Dead.