Favourite (a)sexual metaphor?

[AtImber2022]

Oh and some of Bobby Don't you Think They Know. I know there is the drug angle of course, but some of it may also be sexual innuendo.

 

[AndwhenIfellonthefloor]

And below the belt is shriveled and small

 

[Anonymous]

"The rain falls hard-on a humdrum town"

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Surely that is all the more reason to tell people about his music?

no way, there is no poetry in bumholes. now, i dont mind if someone were to sing about innuendo concerning the eroticism of, say, wristbones, but NOT bumholes.

 

[Anonymous]

Let's face it - Morrissey is essentially Chef from South Park. No matter the song's initial subject matter, it all turns into filthy love gravy before the end.

 

[T. H. Auden]

Oh and some of Bobby Don't you Think They Know. I know there is the drug angle of course, but some of it may also be sexual innuendo.

Yes, apparently "White mosquito" is a slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen. Pretty disgusting to me, even if I'm not straight. So that could probably be the most perverse thing he's put into a lyric.

 

[T. H. Auden]

I have thrashed all the boozers in town, and it's your turn now

 

[Ketchup]

Yes, apparently "White mosquito" is a slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen. Pretty disgusting to me, even if I'm not straight. So that could probably be the most perverse thing he's put into a lyric.

I think you're letting your over active imagination run away with you, now.

 

[karenina]

Yes, apparently "White mosquito" is a slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen. Pretty disgusting to me, even if I'm not straight. So that could probably be the most perverse thing he's put into a lyric.

It's an uncommon slang term for cocaine.

 

[Anonymous]

there is no poetry in bumholes.

I disagree. 'You can pin and mount me, like a butterfly' is pretty poetic.

 

[T. H. Auden]

It's an uncommon slang term for cocaine.

Knowing Morrissey, I guess the double meaning was intended

 

[T. H. Auden]

I think you're letting your over active imagination run away with you, now.

No, just look it up at the urban dictionary

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I disagree. 'You can pin and mount me, like a butterfly' is pretty poetic.

It's really not. It's pretty gross and sounds painful

 

[Who Rattled Your Cage]

"Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the sacred wunderkind
You took me behind
A disused railway line" - These Things Take Time.

The original lyrics that came after the ones above, changed before studio recording, make things even clearer:

"Flipped into blinding fire
And wrestled with surf and sand."

 

[Who Rattled Your Cage]

It's really not. It's pretty gross and sounds painful

Nah, it's poetic. Only painful if you don't use lube.

 

[T. H. Auden]

The original lyrics that came after the ones above, changed before studio recording, make things even clearer:

"Flipped into blinding fire
And wrestled with surf and sand."

Interesting! But what does this mean though, for non-native speakers, unknowing of all the metaphors and allusions of the English languages?

 

[T. H. Auden]

If you have continual access to shaven caves, you shouldn’t need to resort to masturbation.

That's like saying that if you have continual access to ice cream, you shouldn't need to eat chocolate candy bars. It's two completely different things/flavours.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

That's like saying that if you have continual access to ice cream, you shouldn't need to eat chocolate candy bars. It's two completely different things/flavours.

I disagree wholeheartedly and with the utmost emphasis.

 

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