Favourite (a)sexual metaphor?

[This Charming Bowie]

I Can Have Both - “I’ve not been feeling myself tonight”

 

[Deleted member 30524]

And if you ever need self-validation
Just meet me in the alley by the railway-station
It's all over my face

Errr.. somebody needs a tissue

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Well, that track does have the “shaven cave” line...

If you have continual access to shaven caves, you shouldn’t need to resort to masturbation.

 

[Deleted member 30524]

If you have continual access to shaven caves, you shouldn’t need to resort to masturbation.

This thread is just turning into
Utter filth..... I love it

 

[Janice]

This thread is just turning into
Utter filth..... I love it

As filthy as this ?

 

[Deleted member 30524]

As filthy as this ?
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You been stalking me again Janice

 

[Phranc & Open]

More breakfast in bed and you bring the paper in later.

Pure assistant gossip...nothing sexual @all.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

You ask me the time, but I sense something more…

 

[Anonymous]

The motion of taxis excites me
When you peel it back and bite me

 

[William Fisher]

What is your favourite sexual metaphor/allusion in a Morrissey song? He claims he's always alluded to 'hanky panky', somewhere down the line, in his lyrics. I'm quite fond of "I entered no one and nobody entered me / until you came / (with the key)" as he's sung live. Honestly I also like "now I am walking through Rome, and there is no room to move" or "I will gurgle from the circle". Or the hilarious yet heartbreaking "once upon a woman's body / you went soft too soon". But there's many others. There's no reason to be ashamed.

I grabbed you by the gilded beams
grrrrr, that’s what tradition means…

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

I grabbed you by the gilded beams
grrrrr, that’s what tradition means…

Especially, when he changed it to …

‘I grabbed you by the Heinz baked beans’

now that’s hot!

 

[Irregular Regular]

Not necessarily all metaphors, but in essence the same intention:

What she asked of me at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed

Reel around the fountain

And sorrow's native son, he will not rise for anyone

Two icy-cold hands conducting the way, it's the Eskimo blood in my veins, amid concrete and clay and general decay nature must still find a way

So yes, he's been doing this all along, since the very beginning.

 

[AtImber2022]

I'm lying here
Wide to receive
Almost anything
You'd care to leave

 

[AtImber2022]

I took my job application into town
Did you hear they turned me down?
Oh and it's all because of us
And what was in our eyes

 

[William Fisher]

Easy meat and a reasonably good buy

 

[William Fisher]

Back up the ladder
Into each corner
Dunking the chamois
Just think of the goodwill
The ladder's a planet
Roy is a star, and
I am a satellite
(But that's alright)
He can hold a smile for as long
As you require (even longer)

 

[William Fisher]

There are explosive kegs between my legs

 

[Mayfly]

Your leg came to rest against mine
Then you lounged with knees up and apart
Here you’ll find / my heart and I

 

[Amy]

Your leg came to rest against mine
Then you lounged with knees up and apart
Here you’ll find / my heart and I

And me and my heart, we knew
We just knew.

 

[Mayfly]

Tongue against tongue and we’ve only just begun
Could I interest you in hours of fun