Favourite (a)sexual metaphor?

[T. H. Auden]

What is your favourite sexual metaphor/allusion in a Morrissey song? He claims he's always alluded to 'hanky panky', somewhere down the line, in his lyrics. I'm quite fond of "I entered no one and nobody entered me / until you came / (with the key)" as he's sung live. Honestly I also like "now I am walking through Rome, and there is no room to move" or "I will gurgle from the circle". Or the hilarious yet heartbreaking "once upon a woman's body / you went soft too soon". But there's many others. There's no reason to be ashamed.

 

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What is your favourite sexual metaphor/allusion in a Morrissey song? He claims he's always alluded to 'hanky panky', somewhere down the line, in his lyrics. I'm quite fond of "I entered no one and nobody entered me / until you came / (with the key)" as he's sung live. Honestly I also like "now I am walking through Rome, and there is no room to move" or "I will gurgle from the circle". Or the hilarious yet heartbreaking "once upon a woman's body / you went soft too soon". But there's many others. There's no reason to be ashamed.

This could/should be a thread
On its own as there are way to many to mention.

 

[Malarkey]

In Polari, tents & camping are used as slang for sex.

From Alsatian Cousin,

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

 

[Anonymous]

Me without clothes?
Well a nation turns it's back and gags.
I'm packed.

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

"Tent flaps " is classic

Very school child
"Ooo look her with tent flaps open for him "

Like saying "she's got a wide on" in a way.

Lucky lisp is packed with gay boy antics.

Love that song

I adore
"Tough boy who swallows nails "

I could go on..

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

"Tent flaps " is classic

Very school child
"Ooo look her with tent flaps open for him "

Like saying "she's got a wide on" in a way.

Lucky lisp is packed with gay boy antics.

Love that song

I adore
"Tough boy who swallows nails "

I could go on..

 

[moho1]

A tough kid who sometimes swallows nails

 

[Anonymous]

Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me?

 

[Nikita]

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Who will swallow whom?

 

[DaggerDave]

I've not been feeling myself tonight

 

[Ann Hedonic]

I’ve been stabbed in the back, so many, many times

 

[William Fisher]

Bulbous salutations, anyone?

 

[William Fisher]

Bulbous salutations, anyone?

Sorry, not from a song.

 

[William Fisher]

I could say more
But you get the general idea...

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I have a friend who thought (thinks?!) that the line from HIAQM, “How many times I’ve saved myself”, is about masturbation.

 

[NealCassidy]

I have been brave,....[censored]

 

[Fion s]

And if you ever need self-validation
Just meet me in the alley by the railway-station
It's all over my face

 

[Anonymous]

Success...is just a mess

 

[This Charming Bowie]

I have a friend who thought (thinks?!) that the line from HIAQM, “How many times I’ve saved myself”, is about masturbation.

Well, that track does have the “shaven cave” line...