Favourite (a)sexual metaphor?

Gregor Samsa

I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.


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This thread is just turning into
Utter filth..... I love it 🥰
As filthy as this ?

Phranc & Open

I've known no war
More breakfast in bed and you bring the paper in later.

Pure assistant gossip...nothing sexual @all.
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Gregor Samsa

I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
You ask me the time, but I sense something more…


Human Being
What is your favourite sexual metaphor/allusion in a Morrissey song? He claims he's always alluded to 'hanky panky', somewhere down the line, in his lyrics. I'm quite fond of "I entered no one and nobody entered me / until you came / (with the key)" as he's sung live. Honestly I also like "now I am walking through Rome, and there is no room to move" or "I will gurgle from the circle". Or the hilarious yet heartbreaking "once upon a woman's body / you went soft too soon". But there's many others. There's no reason to be ashamed.
I grabbed you by the gilded beams
grrrrr, that’s what tradition means…

Irregular Regular

Forget my fate.
Not necessarily all metaphors, but in essence the same intention:

What she asked of me at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed

Reel around the fountain

And sorrow's native son, he will not rise for anyone

Two icy-cold hands conducting the way, it's the Eskimo blood in my veins, amid concrete and clay and general decay nature must still find a way

So yes, he's been doing this all along, since the very beginning. :)
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Human Being
Back up the ladder
Into each corner
Dunking the chamois
Just think of the goodwill
The ladder's a planet
Roy is a star, and
I am a satellite
(But that's alright)
He can hold a smile for as long
As you require (even longer)


from the Ice Age to the dole age
Your leg came to rest against mine
Then you lounged with knees up and apart
Here you’ll find / my heart and I
And me and my heart, we knew
We just knew.
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