"You're Gonna Need Someone
On Your Side': About time. A
superb start that combines
excellent vocals, Ronson's
production and a nod to Joe
Meek.
*Glamorous Glue': In which
Morrissey seems to be endorsing eloping to Los
Angeles, and that London is dead. I've always held
the opinion that Morrissey should get out and about
a bit more. The group are impressive, but already
the guitarist is getting above his station and the
bass player has too much equipment.
We'll Let You Know': Another attempt at identifying
with soccer hipness. Morrissey at his most artistic
negation. The reason why we will not win World War
Ill, it is Noel Cowardice and well-meaning teenagers
do not need it. Here Morrissey "relates" to Italia
'92. Groan. He is in a quandry here and elaborates
all about it, which leads to.
*National Front Disco' and 'Certain People I Know':
There is a rampant cottage industry developing in
this country, I call it "information anxiety" whereby if
you are not up on what some illiterate graduate in
the Observer says about: soccer, fascism, service in
hotels, people in jeans and trainers - you are in
some way 'out of touch'. This places Morrissey in
the realm he should not be in: that of the Robbie
Coltrane, Vaudevillean wise-ass who pontificates
about countries and situations he knows nothing
about.
Side Two
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become
Successful': The true artist is jolly and wishes his
friends all success, and joy when they attain it. But
competition, that's another matter.
*You're The One For Me, Fatty': This is something
M, Ryder and Bernie out of New Order probably co-
wrote on their way through a Manchester estate
when driving in Johnny Marr's limo. Yo ho ho!
"Seasick, Yet Still Docked': See 'We'll Let You Know’.
‘I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday': This is
extremely beautiful chocolate mystery track and is
the kind of thing Morrissey should be developing.
'Tomorrow': These last two tracks find Morrissey
going back to what he really should develop, ie the
voice, the attack, and I think he is on the right track.
That's it. Coulda done with more time.’