FAO: Nice people buying Birmingham tickets today

[Godlovesugly]

Are you the nice folk that got pushed in front of today?
I'm the idiot that told you about camping out for 12 hours in 2006
and you were the ones that got rubbish tickets along with me.

Yeah so hello, you're nice people we should talk!


P.S
I HATE TOUTS DIRTY STINKING TOUTS
IF YOU'RE READING THIS WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS THEY'RE FILTHY!

 

[knibby]

It wasn't me but I was about tenth in the queue and I ended up with tickets near the stage but up stairs. At least last time we queued up there they opened up the box office early and we managed to get good stalls seats; next time I'll do it online.

 

[Jemma]

Ha yes I am one of them...the one that has 'unallocated' tickets

 

[Godlovesugly]

Yeah they made a proper balls-up this year, oh well c'est la vie.

Ah Jemma, hello again.

You had to read your bank details out like a million times, I hope no one heard!
It wouldn't be so bad if they just heard you the first time.

 

[Jemma]

Ha I know but nevermind. Oh my god, they just got allocated to f***ing grand tier but the front row...let's hope someone on here is desperate to go

 

[Godlovesugly]

Ha I know but nevermind. Oh my god, they just got allocated to f***ing grand tier but the front row...let's hope someone on here is desperate to go

So you've got to have them now? Poor you!
I'm sure someone will have them, it is that Morrissey bloke after all.

 

[Jemma]

Silly me for thinking they'd be decent tickets as I bought them an hour before tickets went onsale...

At least you didn't camp out all night this time

 

[crimes]

Hello! Tis she with the red coat. I say we make a jump from the left terrace together.

Or maybe not.

 

[Ellen]

I'll bring a parachute. I'm actually up for that?

 

[crimes]

Oh, how lovely.

I reported them.

 

[crimes]

I'll bring a parachute. I'm actually up for that?

Haha yes lets do it! Organise it properly and take the security by surprise

 

[Jemma]

Oh, how lovely.

I reported them.

Guessing that's the tout we saw?

 

[Ellen]

Ahhhhh the little bastards!! They're so quick, there were some for sale on ebay at 5 past 10 this morning

But yes I agree...I'll use David to break my fall haha.

 

[Mr Smith]

I can't access the Ebay link at the moment. What happened at the box office this morning?

 

[Godlovesugly]

Ellen *puts Vietnam veteran voice on*
YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNNN YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT I SAW MANNN

 

[crimes]

I can't access the Ebay link at the moment. What happened at the box office this morning?

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=1033479&postcount=23
As well as what I said there, a guy (aka dirty tout) pushed infront of myself, Godlovesugly and another guy.

The eBay auction is for a pair of tickets selling for £279 buy it now. They have them in hand so they must've been there this morning.

 

[crimes]

Feedback on eBay for this person:

truely awesome ebayer I would have his children anyday if only I had a womb

 

[Godlovesugly]

Feedback on eBay for this person:

truely awesome ebayer I would have his children anyday if only I had a womb

wut?

They obviously haven't seen him, eurghhh.

 

[Ellen]

Ellen *puts Vietnam veteran voice on*
YOU WEREN'T THERE MANNNN YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT I SAW MANNN

Yeah i was - THE PALACE, FRIDAY.

 

[Godlovesugly]

Yeah i was - THE PALACE, FRIDAY.

Shhh love