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Dear Mr Smith,if I promise not to squeal any more of your deepest darkest secrets will you talk to us?Meant to tell you my littlest one has a cool HeMan sword.It lights up and says'I have the power'.Or at least it would if I put batteries in.I promise to let you have a go of it.,
 
> Dear Mr Smith,if I promise not to squeal any more of your deepest darkest
> secrets will you talk to us?Meant to tell you my littlest one has a cool
> HeMan sword.It lights up and says'I have the power'.Or at least it would
> if I put batteries in.I promise to let you have a go of it.,

yes please come back the board is bleak without your charm and wit ,don't leave us in the dark.
 
> yes please come back the board is bleak without your charm and wit ,don't
> leave us in the dark.
Yes, please come back Mr Smith.
The pop-tarts can wait for another day, surely.
 
> Yes, please come back Mr Smith.
> The pop-tarts can wait for another day, surely.

i fear he might have moved on to something harder ,pop tats are for light weights.
 
> i fear he might have moved on to something harder ,pop tats are for light
> weights.
I fear so too,or maybe its all my fault.Boo hoo!I'll never squeal again,big cheese eater that I am.sob!
 
> i fear he might have moved on to something harder ,pop tats are for light
> weights.

I didn't like to say, but last week I found two Nutri Grain wrappers in his Jacket.....thought nothing of it at the time, but now you've got me worried
 
> I didn't like to say, but last week I found two Nutri Grain wrappers in
> his Jacket.....thought nothing of it at the time, but now you've got me
> worried
Yeah,I noticed last time he was here that some of my Nutri Grain Elevenses bars mysteriously disappeared.Naturally I blamed the brats.I mean precious angels but I wonder....
 
> Yeah,I noticed last time he was here that some of my Nutri Grain Elevenses
> bars mysteriously disappeared.Naturally I blamed the brats.I mean precious
> angels but I wonder....

how sad ,one minute you're using pop tarts for recreational purposes the next minute you find yourself hooked on nutrigrain bars ,my thoughts are with him and his family hope he can sort this mess out soon .
 

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