FAO Cod and Busy Clippers

[chica]

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.

But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick.

 

[Dupree]

I have that book! The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy...

I'd love to make a living out of writing slightly wrong fairy tales. I did think up a well good story about pigeons but I was knocked down by pretty much everyone because pigeons are dirty so it wasn't a good idea for kids to like them.

Well, I say, a t-rex could probably eat a toddler in one mouthful but no one complains about that! Bob the builder...kids and power tools? I think not.

 

[Codreanu]

That's what I get for dancing...

 

[Busy Clippers]

can't be worse than me. six years of dancing school and no dice. but i did get some great costumes

 

[Codreanu]

six years of dancing school and no dice.

Six years? So that's how you've maintained such a perfect figure.