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Father Neil Horan
Guest
Watch out for Morrissey's Marmalade in 2005 (code name: Mozmalade)
and other vegetarian and vegan produce.
He's been talking to Paul Newman about his
enterprising entrance to the food market
This will be Morrissey's new drive for retirement
security as the church could not meet his monetary
demands to act as an ambassador.
He will be kept on a retainer though.
What's so special about Mozmalade ? I hear you holler.
Well for one thing Morrissey likes triple extra peel in his Marmalade.
(see photo of beta product in phase 2 of production). All the oranges and lemons grown to make the product are taken from trees in his very own garden.
Secondly you can spread all you real fans can spread your Mozmalade
on your toast (or anything you like) happily reassured in the knowledge that
Morrissey has spat into each and every jar of Mozmalade.
Thirdly, behind the label of some special jars will be a patch of one of his scented shirts from a concert. I am in charge of the Mozmalade division of
this enterprise, but shhh there will also be an underwear division. More to follow :
A picture of Beta Mozmalade in production yesterday :
and other vegetarian and vegan produce.
He's been talking to Paul Newman about his
enterprising entrance to the food market
This will be Morrissey's new drive for retirement
security as the church could not meet his monetary
demands to act as an ambassador.
He will be kept on a retainer though.
What's so special about Mozmalade ? I hear you holler.
Well for one thing Morrissey likes triple extra peel in his Marmalade.
(see photo of beta product in phase 2 of production). All the oranges and lemons grown to make the product are taken from trees in his very own garden.
Secondly you can spread all you real fans can spread your Mozmalade
on your toast (or anything you like) happily reassured in the knowledge that
Morrissey has spat into each and every jar of Mozmalade.
Thirdly, behind the label of some special jars will be a patch of one of his scented shirts from a concert. I am in charge of the Mozmalade division of
this enterprise, but shhh there will also be an underwear division. More to follow :
A picture of Beta Mozmalade in production yesterday :