Everyone Wants To Know if J-Lo is a Scientologist!?

[Dave]

J-Lo Watch Intensifies

J.Lo Brings Suspicious Message Of Rightness To 'Idol'

The tabloids are once again pushing the Scientology panic button on Jennifer Lopez, who was caught dropping some Hubbardian jargon into her attempts to soothe the feelings of vulnerable American Idol contestants following judge Simon Cowell's litany of enturbulating put-downs. Notes Rush & Molloy:

Lopez said that, in contrast to the stinging put-downs of Simon Cowell, she believed that "concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness."

"Rightness" comes up frequently in the lexicon of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Former OT III-level church member Margery Wakefield writes in "The Language of Scientology" that "rightness" was one of his buzzwords. Among Hubbard's manifestoes: "Rightness and Wrongness" and "Recognition of Rightness of the Being."

 

[chica]

I love her

Let's concentrate on what a lovely human being she is

 

[FlickanMedTörnen]

does everyone really?

 

[Worm]

I can't define rightness, but if I could put it in pictures it would strongly resemble J-Lo's ass. (J-Lo, if you're reading-- if you can read-- let me hereby proclaim The Recognition of the Rightness of Your Ass.)

Regarding the creepy f***ing Scientology illustration: the next time I want to walk over a golden bridge to nowhere overlooking some puffy pastel clouds, I'll just drop acid and spare myself the social stigma of joining a whacked-out Hollywood cult.

P.S. That photo of J-Lo has convinced me that she absolutely positively must play Lieutenant Uhura in the inevitable jump-starting of the presently deceased Star Trek franchise. Either that or paint her green and let her engage in a little "sexy-time" interstellar diplomacy with Captain Kirk (Colin Farrell, natch).

 

[chica]

J-Lo, if you're reading-- if you can read--

Don't do that to J-Lo J-Lo is nice people.

 

[the more you explore me!]

affleck......rules!

 

[chica]

He's a cutie, I was so happy for her when they were together.

(err, they're not anymore, right? )

 

[Worm]

Don't do that to J-Lo J-Lo is nice people.

Rightness. Sorry, J-Lo.

 

[chica]

I'm sure she will understand

 

[the more you explore me!]

He's a cutie, I was so happy for her when they were together.

(err, they're not anymore, right? )

that's right, Ben has a baby daughter (Violet) with jennifer garner.

 

[Cassius]

Who, unfortunately, does not have a big booty.

 

[the more you explore me!]

Who, unfortunately, does not have a big booty.

but she sure looks nice

 

[Codreanu]

I love her

Let's concentrate on what a lovely human being she is

J-Lo's a bouffant-headed ho.

 

[chica]

J-Lo's a bouffant-headed ho.

I know where you live

 

[Cassius]

At least you didn't call her nappy headed. That will get you fired.

Kidding, kidding...

 

[Kinner]

shes a horrid bitch, i hope someone guns her down in da bronx.

 

[chica]

shes a horrid bitch, i hope someone guns her down in da bronx.

Mikey? I missed you!

 

[Kinner]

great

 

[chica]

Why didn't you email me like you promised? I thought you were dead or in hospital, or something

 

[Kinner]

yeah.