Eric Morcombe vs Hitler (9pm GMT)

[Pliny the Welder]

Re: Everyone's getting a bit on the forum tonight (except for me and my monkey)

> yeah, i know you have 'bongos'. you mentioned it in an earlier post and i
> told you that I am OK with that. I am a liberated, evolved, and
> open-minded dead bird of prey...
> are you going to help thierry spank his monkey providing of course that it
> isnt a real monkey...

I'll spank his cock, but I ain't going anywhere near no smelly monkey.

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: Yes, well I can buy you some of those washable crayons if you would like?

 

[kestrel's ghost]

Re: Everyone's getting a bit on the forum tonight (except for me and my monkey)

i am most definitely not a prude. I just don't think its very nice to spank a monkey (unless that monkey is a metaphor for....) in which case, spank away, i'll get you a glass of water, even.

humans are despicable lot and you know it thierry otherwise you wouldnt be feeling so much ENNUI.

> Monkey says you're a prude - and we all know the punishment for speaking
> ill of a human...

> *more spanking noises - just less funny than before*

 

[matthew mcconaughey]

Re: Hey, can I get in on a bit of this action too?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: Everyone's getting a bit on the forum tonight (except for me and my monkey)

OK, everyone *step back* Nothing here to see.....

> I'll spank his cock, but I ain't going anywhere near no smelly monkey.

 

[Archibald]

When a scream is a scream

> hmm you got me thinking now what film is that then? anybody knows?

In the end of the film Travolta captures the genuine scream from a murdered girl on his sound recorder (he tries to save her but fails) and then uses the actual scream for the shower scene.

The director not knowing the scream is real says,"Now that`s what I call a scream".

 

[Archibald]

The film is..

> In the end of the film Travolta captures the genuine scream from a
> murdered girl on his sound recorder (he tries to save her but fails) and
> then uses the actual scream for the shower scene.

> The director not knowing the scream is real says,"Now that`s what I
> call a scream".

Just had a look at Travolta`s web site,the film is Blow Out (1981)

 

[Thierry's ennui]

Re: Everyone's getting a bit on the forum tonight (except for me and my monkey)

> OK, everyone *step back* Nothing here to see.....

Yep - that'd be my cock, alright...