Enyone Rubenesque

[Ted]

Dear rearders

I am still looking for a nice large woman to share my life with. I am of similar size. Please respond.

 

[Greasetea]

I can help you sonny boy

Still hurting from your inevitable breakup? The loss is so unbearable yet you know you have to move on. Well celeryneck, you don't need a woman whether she's waifish or as fat as your loser potato chip scarfing mom. No, here's what you need...take off your pants and look in the mirror. AS you cry, bend over and stick out that chubb-rock ass of yours and feel away and like a skilled proctologist, stick that grenade in way deep.
Stand straight back up and like a tampon looking thing..pull the pin...I promise you'll be much happier you idiot! and take that wrestling fan Amber with you. There are two people in this world: and Ted you don't even count. Kill yourself you monkeylips.

Morrissey is like so way kewl.

 

[jinxt]

> Dear rearders

> I am still looking for a nice large woman to share my life with.
> I am of similar size. Please respond.

are you serious...i mean really that's just patronizing. its the same as any other superficial person just the perameters are different; because you are concerned that the physical requirements are met first and then the personality is evaluated and for some reason that bothers me. but i will get of my soapbox now b4 that vein protruding from my forehead becomes permanent and is used as an identifying mark in a lineup.

 

[hnia]

> are you serious...i mean really that's just patronizing. its the
> same as any other superficial person just the perameters are
> different; because you are concerned that the physical
> requirements are met first and then the personality is evaluated
> and for some reason that bothers me. but i will get of my
> soapbox now b4 that vein protruding from my forehead becomes
> permanent and is used as an identifying mark in a lineup.

this guy has a serious problem.. Enyone and rearders? Too bad..

hnia

 

[jinxt]

> this guy has a serious problem..

 

[jinxt]

Re: read this one i mucked up the other one.

> this guy has a serious problem..

**who me???...how come u think so??

Enyone and rearders? Too bad..

**huh??...
jinxt

 

[hnia]

Re: read this one i mucked up the other one.

> **who me???...how come u think so??

> Enyone and rearders? Too bad..

> **huh??...
> jinxt

no! the guy who couldn't spell "anyone or readers"...hnia

 

[LoafingOaf]

> are you serious...i mean really that's just patronizing. its the
> same as any other superficial person just the perameters are
> different; because you are concerned that the physical
> requirements are met first and then the personality is evaluated
> and for some reason that bothers me. but i will get of my
> soapbox now b4 that vein protruding from my forehead becomes
> permanent and is used as an identifying mark in a lineup.

I hate to tell you this but it's human nature to be superficial.

 

[jinxt]

> I hate to tell you this but it's human nature to be superficial.

i hate to tell you this but being human is anything but natural. you spend your life trying to fit into a society that is decidedly unnatural then justify it. if that's natural i'm truly sorry.

 

[LoafingOaf]

> i hate to tell you this but being human is anything but natural.
> you spend your life trying to fit into a society that is
> decidedly unnatural then justify it. if that's natural i'm truly
> sorry.

How can society be unnatural? Human society is as much a part of nature as anything else.

 

[jinxt]

> How can society be unnatural? Human society is as
much a part of
> nature as anything else.

society being unnatural in its need to attain ideals
that when done moderately can be beneficial to an
individual or group, but the extremes to which they
are oft time taken are no longer beneficial. these
extreme ideals are used as a device to homogenize
ourselves by penalizing and ostracizing those for whom
these ideals dont come naturally to. which leaves
those of us who arent predisposed to fall within those
parameters with the choice to either spend our time
letting striving to attain these ideals become and
intergral part of our lives to avoid the punishment or
be who we are and take it stoically lest we be
admonished to stop whining as it builds character.
however whichever is chosen, to be perfected or be
rejected it's already done its job; to affect how you
feel about yourself and how others feel about you.

...dame there goes that soapbox again.
jinxt

 

[boy with a thorn]

this is why this board's going to the ozarks in a hand basket

ordinarily i dont post here, hell most of the time i dont even read whats in here. so just excuse my ineptitude when it comes to punctuation and humour me by answering these questions.

do any of you take the time to even read whats in here?

can you explain why this villiage idiot greasetea who was raised since his larval stage by his Aunt Sis able to write a post that not only evolves into mile long threads but show view stats of at least 30 sometimes double?

better question why dont posts like the one above mine(many others but this is a good example) not getting responses or even read for that matter?

no i'm not saying this person is right or necesarily well spoken but at least they're saying something that may make you think about something and as weird as it may sound maybe that was the point; not ot offend, belittle, or carry on petty soap operas. no good can possibly come out of and environment that caters to those people.

but what do i know? (and with my luck that'll be the question you answer, if it ever gets read)

l'esprit d'escalier,
3 prong in a two prong world

 

[grasetea world domination]

Boy with a thorn can gas it you nipplehead!

I'm glad you hardly post here because as far as I am concerned, it has less value than my inane posts you lousy fuggin piece of steaming monkey spunk! Bow down before me so I can urinate on your ugly fat head you toink!

Moz would cry at having such a lousy moron of a fan like you. Go to hell, or I'll send you there you piss poor excuse for a human.

 

[boy with a thorn]

Re: Boy with a thorn can gas it you nipplehead!

> I'm glad you hardly post here because as far as I am concerned,
> it has less value than my inane posts you lousy fuggin piece of
> steaming monkey spunk! Bow down before me so I can urinate on
> your ugly fat head you toink!

> Moz would cry at having such a lousy moron of a fan like you. Go
> to hell, or I'll send you there you piss poor excuse for a
> human.

still didnt answer my questions, you silly little thing. youre so cute when youre angry.

 

[greasetea]

really boy with a thorn?

You think I'm cute when I'm angry, garsh (blushing, fluttering eye lashes)...why thank you.

Guess you are not nipplehead, just a niplet.

 

[boy with a thorn]

Re: really boy with a thorn?

> You think I'm cute when I'm angry, garsh (blushing,
fluttering
> eye lashes)...why thank you.

you're more than welcome, in fact i owe you a word of
thanks seeing as how the only way to get read in this
place is to get greasetea'd(yes you have reached verb
status)and anybody who's anybody knows it! to be
honest sometimes i think people egg you on for that
reason alone. so just make sure youre doing this for
you, not them alright because at one point in history
vanilla ice was in the hizzzouse too.

> Guess you are not nipplehead, just a niplet.
(boy raises left eyebrow and says,"ermm thanks...i
think.").

p.s... as a side note that i found funny...the post i was
reffering to in my first post still hasnt been read
but your comment to me about it has eclipsed it at
least 2*fold. i thought they'd read just to see what
the heck i was talking about if nothing else. if jinxt
didnt feel like a jackass b4 i'm sure that didnt
help.oh well whatever, hell did you even read it? i
found it interesting, though some of it is a bit
melodramtic.

 

[greasetea the bewildered]

Re: really boy with a thorn?

brilliant observation, yes I should do well to remember the fall of Vanilla Ice.

P.S. that was a compliment, well as much as I could muster.

Nooga noochies.

 

[jinxt]

did somebody say McJackass?

> p.s... as a side note that i found funny...the post i was
> reffering to in my first post still hasnt been read
> but your comment to me about it has eclipsed it at
> least 2*fold. i thought they'd read just to see what
> the heck i was talking about if nothing else. if jinxt
> didnt feel like a jackass b4 i'm sure that didnt
> help.oh well whatever, hell did you even read it? i
> found it interesting, though some of it is a bit
> melodramtic.

matter of fact i do feel like a jackass. i wrote about something that i feel strongly about, hoping it would warrant a response and it didnt. something that you cant help but have an opinion on and no one says anything. i cant help but take it personally.

do you want fries with that?,
jinxt

 

[boy with a thorn]

howard's not all that stern

> brilliant observation, yes I should do well to remember the fall
> of Vanilla Ice.

and the posers would do well to heed the warnings of milli vanilli(smile its alright)

> P.S. that was a compliment, well as much as I could muster.

oh stop it... u'll wreck youre image if you keep talking like that(smirk).

> Nooga noochies.

right back at cha babe(wink)

p.s...if you ever get a radioshow i get to be robin,ok. i used to think that howard stern was one of those people you love to hate,but know i think it's more like one of those people you love to watch hate. its like he's some sort of hit man for those with mysogynistic and racist views, because he does their dirty work and all they have to do is mutter a right on or two and he's been paid in full. whats your take on it? i'm really interested in your opinion for obvious reasons.

 

[greasetea and his dog, gangreene (woof!)]

You got the job as my co-host monkeylips!

To be honest with you thorn, my take on Stern and the others like him are (and I) we are the voice of dissent, no matter how unreasonable. Greasetea is a product (trust me, if I acted this way..I would probably have my ass kicked in, no significant other and the yakuza would be out to shank me) of an obnoxious over-reaction. Where as you have drama queens, you have an angry loud mouth.

Greasetea is the individual that everyone loves to hate. And an obvious character (b-boy greasetea, sensitive geasetea, and the original what a loudmouth jerk greasetea) that is obviously a "loud loser"

As for your reason why people watch or listen to such acerbic ones like Stern:

I think people are fascinated (I wouldn't say "like") with chzaracters like this because they are basically so over the top, one dimensional and predictible. Aso, sometimes as voice of dissent (or devil' advocate) he says stuff that we all wished we could say in some varying degrees.

As for greasetea, there is a sense of familairity..And with that familarity, readers get a (good or bad) rise out of it. (I'm sure you can construct a basic Greasetea paragraph because g'tea is not complex at first).

Believe it or not when I first was going to post, because i am (believe it or not) a huge Morrissey/Smiths fan but after reading a few: greasetea was born. But that is a stiry for another time homie!

So snapneck, report to the station by 6am or I'll hand you a bonus in the size of a frying pan you Hi-C fruitface punchy! Now gas it! and again thanks...