English "self-important and irritating"

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Reuters - Friday, May 9 10:05 amLONDON (Reuters) - England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts, a new guide warns tourists.

But in the new Rough Guide to England, the English are also hailed as a nation of animal-loving, tea-drinking charity donors who love nothing better than forming an orderly queue.

Gone, it seems, is the image of a genteel country awash with Englishmen politely tipping their bowler hats, groping through the London fog and being kinder to pets than kids.

The writers confess to bafflement over the quirky English, concluding that of the 200 countries the guide reviews there is none "so fascinating, beautiful and culturally diverse yet as insular, self-important and irritating as England."

They said the English are proud of their multi-culturalism and are united by one thing -- their sense of humour.

But there are constant contradictions. In a country priding itself on patriotism, they have a Scottish Prime Minister, an Italian football coach and a Greek married to the Queen.

They are gently mocked as voracious consumers of celebrity chit-chat and "as a glance at the tabloid newspapers will confirm, England is a nation of overweight, binge-drinking reality TV addicts."

(Reporting by Paul Majendie, Editing by Steve Addison)
 
Being self-important and irritating isn't as easy as it sounds. I have to practise constantly. But damn, I'm good.
 
Reuters - Friday, May 9 10:05 amLONDON (Reuters) - England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts, a new guide warns tourists.

But in the new Rough Guide to England, the English are also hailed as a nation of animal-loving, tea-drinking charity donors who love nothing better than forming an orderly queue.

Gone, it seems, is the image of a genteel country awash with Englishmen politely tipping their bowler hats, groping through the London fog and being kinder to pets than kids.

The writers confess to bafflement over the quirky English, concluding that of the 200 countries the guide reviews there is none "so fascinating, beautiful and culturally diverse yet as insular, self-important and irritating as England."

They said the English are proud of their multi-culturalism and are united by one thing -- their sense of humour.

But there are constant contradictions. In a country priding itself on patriotism, they have a Scottish Prime Minister, an Italian football coach and a Greek married to the Queen.

They are gently mocked as voracious consumers of celebrity chit-chat and "as a glance at the tabloid newspapers will confirm, England is a nation of overweight, binge-drinking reality TV addicts."

(Reporting by Paul Majendie, Editing by Steve Addison)

.......See U.S.A. too! ;)
 
oh right, you americans always pick on the english its bloody not on!


oh thats right, I don't care I am scottish.


carry on.

:p

i'm with you, vicarinatutugal.

also: fray bentos pie was so wrong, it was right!
 
Reuters - Friday, May 9 10:05 amLONDON (Reuters) - England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts, a new guide warns tourists.

It shouldn't concern the tourists then. Because all these irritating, overweight, binge-drinking Reality TV addicts will all be sitting on their arses in their homes not bothering anyone...:)
 
This guy obviously has not watched Little Britain.
His article is so typically American. Well, the self importance of the English
I find preferable to the overwhelming nacissism of the Americans.
At least the English have manners (well sometimes anyway).
 
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This guy obviously has not watched Little Britain.
His article is so typically American. Well, the self importance of the English
I find preferable to the overwhelming nacissism of the Americans.
At least the English have manners (well sometimes anyway).

Americans are raised to believe they are the best-est most successful-est and freedom-est democracy in the world. How can you blame us?

USA! USA! USA!

http://www.sustainourfuture.org/Patriotism/
 
Generally it's going to be the most annoying of any group that talk the loudest. This makes it easy to apply negative stereotypes, and find your "evidence". Certainly some English are self-important and irritating. Should I start a list? ;)
 
overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV, animal-loving, tea-drinking charity donor who loves nothing better than forming an orderly queue.

That could literally be my lonely hearts ad.
 
''I know a song that'll get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves.
I know a song that'll get on ya nerves, get right on your nerves.''

How exactly are we irritating? :p
 
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