Doomed deer can't eat or drink w/ head stuck in bucket

Theo

Active Member
I just read this posting on the Cleveland Plain Dealer's Metro blog and it's pissing me off that they're not gonna help this deer. Apparently they're gonna let the deer starve to death!



PARMA — A deer living behind a York Road home near Sprague Road has gotten its head stuck in a plastic container.
Parma officials called the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, which has no plans to help the deer.
Link to whole story.

This is very upsetting!!!!! :mad::(:tears:

Doesn't it look like it should be easy to help this deer?!
 
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Theo

Active Member
But it also shows how careful you gotta be about what sorts of containers you leave around outside.
 

Ben Budd

Well-Known Member
This is all very sad, but rendered hilarious by the use of the word 'doomed'.
 

ruthless_compassion

junior member
ftfa:

'Wildlife officers fatally shoot the deer they tranquilize because the drug taints the meat that could be consumed by people if the deer were killed by a hunter or motorist.'

lol wut ?
 

Ben Budd

Well-Known Member
hey ruthless r u female or male reply please
 

Theo

Active Member
This deer is running around in Parma right now. I don't get it. I think I gotta submit this to Drudge and PETA and see if some public outcry can be generated.
 

Theo

Active Member



BUCK IN A BUCKET!
I just submitted it. It seems like the sort of thing he might go with.

(A lot of people don't know I was the one who submitted the story about Moz saying Bush should've died instead of Reagan to Drudge, though I suppose it's possible Drudge found it independently. I like to think it was me, because that helped Morrissey's album sales.)
 

ruthless_compassion

junior member
(A lot of people don't know I was the one who submitted the story about Moz saying Bush should've died instead of Reagan to Drudge, though I suppose it's possible Drudge found it independently. I like to think it was me, because that helped Morrissey's album sales.)
i have it on good authorty that moz is indebted to you for your efforts

 

Theo

Active Member
threads like this are proof that theo has a heart .

NOW PLAYING:

Frank Black "Tiny Heart", from the album "Pistolero"

You are a fine exception
And now I do not know what to do
There is no use in-uh capturing me
Though I know that you easily could
I do not mind if you laugh at me
Just don't misunderstand where you stood
I don't believe in the art so i'm-uh just telling you
There's not a part inside of me you could call a heart
There isn't any part of me with a little heart
(little heart)
I have got such a tiny heart
(little heart)
You could say that I don't have one
(little heart)
It's true
I think that everything is a fad
I know that is a negative view
I think all love is-uh gonna turn bad
And now I do not know what to do
Because the moment you start it
That is when you are through
(little heart)
You are a fine exception
(little heart)
And I have got such a tiny heart
(little heart)
It's true
 

Theo

Active Member
PETA had a thingie on their site to submit alerts about animals in imminent danger. I don't know if anything can be done but I guess they can decide.

Great, now I'm gonna get PETA spam for the rest of my life.
 

Theo

Active Member
SoLowers are up to their crap in the tags again.
 
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tags are important guys. they stole my bukkit! unintentional hilarity wut? i can't hear
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