Does being British and Bisexual make you.....

[Jukebox Jury]

a better Morrissey fan than a straight Morrissey fan but not a better fan than a gay Morrissey fan?

It's not a question for me, but a friend of mine asked me to ask.....

Jukebox Jury

 

[Worm]

I'm losing track of all the things I should be to become a better Morrissey fan.

You still have in abundance the one thing the "best" Morrissey fans utterly lack: a sense of humor. Which is just plain strange, because the truth of the matter is that if you have a sense of humor it helps you to be a better Morrissey fan. When will they learn? And what will they do when Morrissey publishes his new book of ass poetry, "Young, Gifted, and Crack"?

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

does being hetero and chilean make me a bad morrissey fan?

 

[PapaJack]

Damnit!! So now I've taken yet another step down the ladder?
I'm not a vegetarian
I'm not gay.
I'm not British.
AAAAND I'm not even bisexual.

f*** this Morrissey shit, man, I'm just not cut out to be a fan. Someone get me a Soulja Boy CD!

 

[Kewpie]

does being hetero and chilean make me a bad morrissey fan?

Nope, a certain member who keeps posting silly threads is.

 

[Worm]

Damnit!! So now I've taken yet another step down the ladder?
I'm not a vegetarian
I'm not gay.
I'm not British.
AAAAND I'm not even bisexual.

f*** this Morrissey shit, man, I'm just not cut out to be a fan. Someone get me a Soulja Boy CD!

Don't despair. Fork over your hard-earned cash for songs you already own on six other albums and you're right back in his good graces.

 

[PapaJack]

esheh195?

Ha. ha. ha.

 

[Worm]

They're all behind the camera?

Thought you'd go with the "ceci n'est pas une salle" retort.