Do you think morrissey masturbates?

Just wondering people's opinions on this, he says he's "humansexual" attracted to humans but not many, also heard him say he never had them (sexual) desires. Do you think he watches porn and cracks one out?
 

Ben Budd

Well-Known Member
I know he does.
 

A none E mouse

New Member
i was expecting better from this thread, it has all the makings of main page criteria
 

bhops

Last of the famous international screw ups.
I suspect he gets someone to do it for him.
 

marred

Member
Just wondering people's opinions on this, he says he's "humansexual" attracted to humans but not many, also heard him say he never had them (sexual) desires. Do you think he watches porn and cracks one out?

And the garbage threads just continue to pile up.
 

Emil

A Burnt Child
And the garbage threads just continue to pile up.

You should be happy davidt didn't put this on the main page. "Morrissey and his link to masturbation".
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Never. Masturbation is disgusting. Ugh, the thought of him...deplorable.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
How do I go about subscribing to this thread so that I can receive email updates of every single post so as to monitor the disgusting imagery?
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
He's probably never touched his own penis due to his homo Catholicism.

Probably not. But if he did touch it, describe how he woulld go about doinh that? Like what wouls he be wearing?

Sorry typoss, typinh wth one hanf/
 

Mozza220559

Surmontil 50
Probably not. But if he did touch it, describe how he woulld go about doinh that? Like what wouls he be wearing?

Sorry typoss, typinh wth one hanf/

Ok, imagine tight Levi's with a massive hard on through the denim. Imagine rubbing it and hearing him gently moan in delight. You unbutton his jeans and it flops out, it's veiny, throbbing and smells faintly of urine.

It's there in front of your face. You can't stop staring at his beautiful huge cock.

You suck it, smell it, kiss it, lick it, spit on it and slap it around your wet mouth whilst you're quivering in ecstasy. You lick his perfect balls and suck his engorged purple bellend. You scan his groin and further up towards his neck to see his perfect cum face and then!!!!






















It's Brian Peppers!


 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Thanks for bustin' my mini-bone.
 
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