Do you ever come to the Board just to see if a Certain Someone had posted anything?

  • Thread starter Abrahan "Palare" Garza
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Proper Response...

> ah.

> well, you see, I don't stick out like a sore thumb. that's all i
> can figure. i don't travel with an obnoxiously loud group. i use
> my brain. i don't treat the rest of the planet as some extension
> of Disney World.
- funny you mention Disney World. Ispen my Saturday at Universal Studios "Grinchmas" with a bunch of kids through Childhelp USA. I vollunteer once a month to be kind of a "big brother" for a day. The execs at Universal gave us all free passes and line priveledges and a private tour after we told them that DISNEYLAND did...

> oh.

> nothing. i visited pere lachaise and hung out around Jim
> Morrison's and Oscar Wilde's graves for a bit.
- very very cool

my apartment is a
> mess. i hadn't really cleaned it in a month. i've decided to
> write really cheesey date flicks like Autumn in New York because
> the formula is so easy.
- yes... actually my one and only screenplay is a "Romantic Comedy" ...

I need to have someone dying tragically
> young, a tarot card reader predicting their meeting, each of the
> lovers have a best friend/family member who gives them
> meaningless pearls of wisdom when they hit the rough patches. a
> meet up in Paris.
- sounds like a winner!!

> and here i am working at a tv station for no money whatsoever.
- I am a Billing Clerk @ Fox. But it still beats waiting tables. "Oh, you're an ACTOR? What RESTAURANT do you WAIT TABLES AT?"

> i need to bring a dish for the potluck lunch tomorrow. i'm still
> not sure what to bring.
- I brouygh Lasgna to ours today. Of course half the building showed up for the potluck without bringing anything of their own. Bastards!

> i'm supposed to be at kendo practice tonight, but i dont' feel
> like it.
- you are forgiven

> don't i sound like the exciting jet setter now?
- ;^)

> at least the guy who broke into my car didn't run off with my
> Maladjusted CD.
 
Proper Response 2

> ugh. if that were me, i would stay home. i hate having my things
> read openly in front of an audience like that.
-table readings are a BLAST!!! unfortunatelt with the holiday only a handful of actors made it tonight. and they had to leave early so we just did Improv exercises instead. Always fun. I found out in our Fox Newsletter that Marilyn Monroe was once a part of our Fox Employee Theatre group back in the day...

> anyway, i'm still trying to think of a good scenario where the
> really rich guy would have an excuse to call the waitress at the
> family restaurant. maybe his sister-in-law needs a
> babysitter....and he noticed that her life dream was to
> illustrate for children's novels.
- yes... Like David Duchovny in "Return to me" he leaves his cell phone at the restuarant on purpose to see Minnie Driver (the waitress) again...
>
hmmm.....this is frightening.
- it will come to you!!
 
beddy time!

> ça va, Suzanne?

> tu sais que j'ai beaucoup aimé ta carte...

yes. i try my best.

> well, I think I have said something about it to you, that I
> would begin to have English conversation classes.

> Well, now I pay for one of my School students to give english
> conversation classes to me.

> My spoken English, of course, is not good but I was surprised
> she could understand everything I was saying!

heh. well, it also helps when you come from a country with people who speak similar to you anyway.

a friend of mine agreed with me when she said that she could understand other americans or the English when the spoke french, but when the french spoke it, she couldn't understand it.

because we english speakers like to break up our words into easily distinguishable phrases. all the latin based ones like to run all of the sounds together.

> now I am hearing a Mark Knopfler interview in a Brazilian
> channel. I can understand almost everything... this until CNN
> will bringing me back to my English-reality... :)

> mmmm... I don`t know... but it must have been a difficult
> decision... Which one you've made? :)

scrounged up some things from the kitchen, basically. i was so tired ya know. i'm tired now, but procrastinating in the worst way since i have to mix up what i'm taking to work tomorrow.

> why people around are so bad?

> this is real all around the world but simply doesn`t justify
> anything. There are good people who don`t compensate their
> frustrations being cruel to people below them.

> oh... I really felt for you...

> talking about this Morrissey song, it really seems a friend of
> mine will be sued because there`s an old and crazy woman in the
> building I live in. She just want to be bad with everybody
> around her.

why does she want to sue?

> Oh, this made me really happy. I think you've been loyal to her
> despite everything she did to you - perhaps she finally
> recognized it.

no, i think she's happy that i'm back to doing my old desk again. that was pretty much my entire function in her eyes.

> hehehehe... none...

> and both languages are very similar too...

> I really felt for you again... :-(

> My parents had recently their house invaded by assailants and
> they stole the few jewels my mother still had (her other jewels
> had been stolen more than 10 years ago). She said the sensation
> of having her house invaded were still worse than the robbery
> itself.

yeah, i feel weird sitting in my car. there is no sound because my stereo is completely gone. i get over the feeling until i have to get back in the car and go somewhere and every step of the way i look down and see that gaping hole in my dashboard. i think of those CDs i had spent years picking out and listening to now in the hands of someone who probably thumbed through them and said, "what the hell is this @#!!!?" because they had decided that when they got in the car, they were going to take everything that wasn't bolted down and worry if it was worth something to them later on.

speaking of CD's, i still hadn't made it to the post office yet. i hadn't gotten off work until 7 tonight. it should have been nearly an hour sooner had the system been working correctly.

> around here where? in internet?

yes.

> but how this strange thing happened?

f.uck if i know. i look like being Morrissey, right?

> this is funny indeed...

> heheheh...

> Oh, and be sure I was not the guy who did it!

heh. well you know how it is. i'm sure everyone hopes they can find the real Morrissey lurking under an assumed name somewhere around here.

> Do you really like French more than other countries? I used to
> be that way...

> ... that`s why I learnt French before I have learnt english.

> But this is really really amazing, you know?

> But you know, if you were looking confused in front of me I
> would like to help you indeed... :)

yes, i know that all too well

> I really don`t know what to say about French people. I knew some
> of them in the History and Litterature course I did in the end
> of my French course, and some of them were nice and some of them
> not.

well, that's people in general.

> Well, anyway they all seemed a little bit strange...

> ... but I know I am a little bit strange too... :)

> perhaps they were affraid of Germans because of the WW II, and
> then they think if they treat Germans well they won`t be invaded
> again... :)

no, it just shows you what they think of americans!

> Anyway, I was remembering the 1982 Soccer World Cup when France
> was defeated by German after being winning in the extra-time by
> two goals of advantage...

> were they still affraid of Germans?

> Well, just kidding.

> Anyway, do you think in fact French people hate americans?

i think they hate the idea of many of them.

and as i read somewhere, imagine your city being flooded with thousands of people who not only disrupt your daily life, but become very demanding because they don't think enough attention is paid to them.

> I think brazilian ones are horrible too.

> I remember when I went to Europe how I was ashamed by my
> compatriots' behaviour.

> They simply spoke too loud. The brazilian guy who helped us in
> Paris said he helped a brazilian soccer team and he admonished
> them all the time because of the way they behaved in Paris.

that's soccer players for ya. i assume they're going to act like that everywhere.

> Some people think they can do everything because of their money,
> isn`t it?

look at George W. Bush. he might be the next prez all because of his money and connections.

at least Al Gore can claim something. W. basically set up the educational system in Texas to ensure that the poorer students don't improve their situation one bit. I thought the point of school was to get kids out of the ghettos, not keep them there.

> oh... I was always ashamed when my compatriots acted like that
> in Europe...

> I remember when we were in a bus watching some French beaches
> where it`s possible to make a topless. Well, all brazilians in
> the bus made such a spetacle, taking photos of the girls and so
> on that I had desire to ask for asylum in France...

take asylum on the beach? :^)

> I don`t know, it seems French people are so more elevated
> someway, isn`t it?

not to me. they seem pretty laid back in a way that I can handle.

> oh yeah - brazilian people in foreign lands act always like
> that.

> Japanese people seem to walk always toghether, isn`t it? But i
> wouldn`t be ashamed of them if I were japanese... :)

i would huddle with other americans if i went to japan. i don't know any of the language or the customs necessary to get around.

> i have never heard about it...

> Well, you can imagine my surprise: I studied in the School
> (called Cefet)I give classes nowadays from 15 to 18 years old...
> and when I ask my students most of them say the year I entered
> in Cefet they were one or two years old...

it sort of sneaks up on you, doesn't it? You go for so long being the one who doesn't have a clue and then one day, you look behind you and think, "have i really been around for that long?" Mentally, I think i will always be about 15. my brain doesn't want to accept that i will be dawdling around in a nursing home somewhere, shuffling very slowly as some teenagers go running past me down the hall to see their grandpa.

...i can't imagine i would ever have any grandchildren....

> translate an american into French? this newsreport was from
> whom?

This was on French TV.

> but this was bad? and French meals were really around $20?

no they weren't. I think they went to some really touristy-type places.

i mean, you can tell. when you talk to her and compare against what you find in Paris, it's obvious she really didn't do anything outside of her group.

> i went to Paris in 1982 and I really saw the streets full of
> painters... but frankly I thought all the thing a little bit
> pathetic. They all painted the same picture!

The eiffel tower?

Well, at least that's more of the image of Paris I had thought at one time existed. It's very strange. Here is this place known for its cheese, wine, fashion, artistry, writers, and what do you find when you walk in a souvenir shop? t-shirts! miniature replicas of the eiffel tower! coffee mugs!

everyone kept wanting me to bring them back something from France, but I bought no souvenirs there because what you could find was really insulting.

> Oh, the world belongs to America!!!

> this is fine...

> but this is strange, isn`t it?

> I think I would be affraid...

> Anyway, normally people don`t act like that with men...

> I understand - this is a really scaring experience.

I was more mad than anything else. Besides the fact that it was so crude to act in such a way, it just chalks up one more point for the jerks. and i hate to say it, but when something like that happens to me, i become more curt with all guys in general. it's not on purpose. it's just a reaction.

> oh... you know very well I`ll be very happy if you`ll do it.

> I really enjoyed your post!
 
Re: Proper Response 2

> -table readings are a BLAST!!! unfortunatelt with the holiday
> only a handful of actors made it tonight. and they had to leave
> early so we just did Improv exercises instead. Always fun. I

so how is it that your place of work has an actors group, and mine doesn't? i work at fox. albeit a news station, but still....

anyway, if that were me, i would have breathed a big ol sigh of relief that they couldn't get to it and had a bit of fun with the improv. you know that at one time i wanted to write sketch comedy!

> found out in our Fox Newsletter that Marilyn Monroe was once a
> part of our Fox Employee Theatre group back in the day...
> - yes... Like David Duchovny in "Return to me" he
> leaves his cell phone at the restuarant on purpose to see Minnie
> Driver (the waitress) again...

i did see that movie. the thing is, i really DON'T go and see those movies in general. Only when I have passes to see them and if they have David Duchovny.

> hmmm.....this is frightening.
> - it will come to you!!
 
The Whole L.A. Thing

> so how is it that your place of work has an actors group, and
> mine doesn't? i work at fox. albeit a news station, but
> still....
- well... The "Lot" is actually a few miles away. I work at another building but all Fox employees are welcome at the weekly workshop... Technically even YOU if you were to visit L.A. cuz it sounds like you work for an affilliate...

> anyway, if that were me, i would have breathed a big ol sigh of
> relief that they couldn't get to it and had a bit of fun with
> the improv. you know that at one time i wanted to write sketch
> comedy!
- well this would have been very interesting for you last night: I was asked to lead so we broke it down to improv sketches. 3 actors were given a setting and they ran a "cold" run of improv dialogue (for instance: 2 of them are customers at a hardware store, the other one is an employee) then we have them remember the lines (about a one minute "scene" so it's really simple) and then we ASSIGN them an extreme EMOTION/STATE and have them do it "in character" - to comic effect. (like one of the customers is "stoned", the other is "hyper on speed" and the employee is a "buubly cheerleader")

so we did that for about an hours and they had to leave. Next week we'll do more and also "table read" my screenplay...

Also Producers will sometimes stop in and check out the talent or use us to read scripts aloud for them to see how they "come to life"

and it's FREE ;^)

> i did see that movie. the thing is, i really DON'T go and see
> those movies in general. Only when I have passes to see them and
> if they have David Duchovny.
- I saw it at the screening on the Lot... I liked it...

seeya
 
Heil Rupert!

> - well... The "Lot" is actually a few miles away. I
> work at another building but all Fox employees are welcome at
> the weekly workshop... Technically even YOU if you were to visit
> L.A. cuz it sounds like you work for an affilliate...

Wow...you make it sound like I belong to the Commonwealth of Fox.

Which I do since this is an O&O station.

The idea of "the lot" sounds cool, but kill me if I have to live in LA to do it.

And if I have to live my life undiscovered and doing a @#!!!ty data entry job because of it, so be it.

> - well this would have been very interesting for you last night:
> I was asked to lead so we broke it down to improv sketches. 3
> actors were given a setting and they ran a "cold" run
> of improv dialogue (for instance: 2 of them are customers at a
> hardware store, the other one is an employee) then we have them
> remember the lines (about a one minute "scene" so it's
> really simple) and then we ASSIGN them an extreme EMOTION/STATE
> and have them do it "in character" - to comic effect.
> (like one of the customers is "stoned", the other is
> "hyper on speed" and the employee is a "buubly
> cheerleader")

wooo....why not actually try stretching their range a bit? I mean, everyone has their impersonation of the dumb cheerleader.

> so we did that for about an hours and they had to leave. Next
> week we'll do more and also "table read" my
> screenplay...

> Also Producers will sometimes stop in and check out the talent
> or use us to read scripts aloud for them to see how they
> "come to life"

@#!!!. well, if it didn't mean being in the same room with ya, i would go.

> and it's FREE ;^)
> - I saw it at the screening on the Lot... I liked it...

i saw it free as well courtesy of fox which is a shame because if they let everyone see it before it opened, then it can't make any money.

so what christmas gift do you think we're getting this year? another t-shirt, or a video copy of the x-men?

> seeya
 
Small Cyber World

> Wow...you make it sound like I belong to the Commonwealth of
> Fox.
- yes, well, you sure DO

> Which I do since this is an O&O station.
- wow. I prolly do your billing. Scary...

> The idea of "the lot" sounds cool, but kill me if I
> have to live in LA to do it.
- it's not that bad. I moved from Seattle in '93 and love it here

> And if I have to live my life undiscovered and doing a @#!!! ty
> data entry job because of it, so be it.
- You can follow whatever path you choose my friend...

> wooo....why not actually try stretching their range a bit? I
> mean, everyone has their impersonation of the dumb cheerleader.
- we actually change it up. We'll change the "mood" for each character and do it again. Very creative and fun stuff...

> @#!!! . well, if it didn't mean being in the same room with ya,
> i would go. - ;^)

If you ever make it out- I'll be sure to skip it just for one evening just so your psyche will be okay- that's the cool kind of person I am

*wink*

> i saw it free as well courtesy of fox which is a shame because
> if they let everyone see it before it opened, then it can't make
> any money.
- yep. It's show BUSINESS...

> so what christmas gift do you think we're getting this year?
> another t-shirt, or a video copy of the x-men?
- hmmmmm.... well I'm wearing the cool SWEATSHIRRT I got 2 years ago... another one wouldn't suck at all...
 
Re: beddy time!

> > ça va, Suzanne?
>
> > tu sais que j'ai beaucoup aimé ta carte...
>
> yes. i try my best.

tu as fait ton meilleur et ça m'a fait très heuruex...

>
> > well, I think I have said something about it to you, that I
> > would begin to have English conversation classes.
>
> > Well, now I pay for one of my School students to give english
> > conversation classes to me.
>
> > My spoken English, of course, is not good but I was surprised
> > she could understand everything I was saying!
>
> heh. well, it also helps when you come from a country with people who speak similar to
> you anyway.
>
> a friend of mine agreed with me when she said that she could understand other
americans
> or the English when the spoke french, but when the french spoke it, she couldn't
> understand it.

this is true. I remember a brazilian president who spoke in french somewhere and a
deputy said he could understand just the french spoken by the president and not the
french spoken by french people...

>
> because we english speakers like to break up our words into easily distinguishable
> phrases. all the latin based ones like to run all of the sounds together.

what???

oh, I have to disagree!

you english speakers run all the sounds toghether to me...

you see, I think the difference between us is that I speak portuguese and you english...
our languages seem clearer to us...

>
> > mmmm... I don`t know... but it must have been a difficult
> > decision... Which one you've made? :)
>
> scrounged up some things from the kitchen, basically. i was so tired ya know. i'm
tired
> now, but procrastinating in the worst way since i have to mix up what i'm taking to
work
> tomorrow.

I understand you - procrastinating is not good at all. If we do what I have to do we
feel much better the next day.

> > oh... I really felt for you...
>
> > talking about this Morrissey song, it really seems a friend of
> > mine will be sued because there`s an old and crazy woman in the
> > building I live in. She just want to be bad with everybody
> > around her.
>
> why does she want to sue?

it seems my friend's son was eating on the table because the woman's dog was scaring
him. So the woman made a complaint against the man who works in the building because my
friend's son was on the table! So my friend wrote some things against the woman, and the
woman wants to sue her...

>
> > Oh, this made me really happy. I think you've been loyal to her
> > despite everything she did to you - perhaps she finally
> > recognized it.
>
> no, i think she's happy that i'm back to doing my old desk again. that was pretty much
> my entire function in her eyes.

ok, but... she was gentle to you before you went to Europe, isn`t it? And did you bring
the Gummi "from German" she asked you? :)

>
> > I really felt for you again...
>
>
> > My parents had recently their house invaded by assailants and
> > they stole the few jewels my mother still had (her other jewels
> > had been stolen more than 10 years ago). She said the sensation
> > of having her house invaded were still worse than the robbery
> > itself.
>
> yeah, i feel weird sitting in my car. there is no sound because my stereo is
completely
> gone. i get over the feeling until i have to get back in the car and go somewhere and
> every step of the way i look down and see that gaping hole in my dashboard. i think of
> those CDs i had spent years picking out and listening to now

this is really terrible, isn`t it? We are normally so attached to our prefered cds.

>in the hands of someone
who
> probably thumbed through them and said, "what the hell is this @#!!!?"

oh yes, this is what my mother told me - she thought about the hand's men in their room,
budging everything, and what he would do with the jewels she was so attached because of
particular reasons.

Anyway it had a good thing in it: finally my father bought an alarm system to his big
house. We are all more calm that way.

>because they had
> decided that when they got in the car, they were going to take everything that wasn't
> bolted down and worry if it was worth something to them later on.

yeah...

i don`t know, but it`s difficult to understand why a person do a thing like that...

>
> speaking of CD's, i still hadn't made it to the post office yet. i hadn't gotten off
> work until 7 tonight. it should have been nearly an hour sooner had the system been
> working correctly.

oh, I am sorry I made it to you... they have promised me the cd would go to your
house...

anyway, i am sad now because I can`t record cds anymore. I have to call someone here (a
guy gave me instructions that didn`t work) and this always worry me.

>
> > around here where? in internet?
>
> yes.

but it wasn`t in the discussion board, was it?

>
> > but how this strange thing happened?
>
> f.uck if i know. i look like being Morrissey, right?

oh really?

well, as for me... I... kind of... copy some of his ways...

but discreetly, you see? :)
>
> > this is funny indeed...
>
> > heheheh...
>
> > Oh, and be sure I was not the guy who did it!
>
> heh. well you know how it is. i'm sure everyone hopes they can find the real Morrissey
> lurking under an assumed name somewhere around here.

yes, and we both now he probably is here...

>
> > Do you really like French more than other countries? I used to
> > be that way...
>
> > ... that`s why I learnt French before I have learnt english.
>
> > But this is really really amazing, you know?
>
> > But you know, if you were looking confused in front of me I
> > would like to help you indeed... :)
>
> yes, i know that all too well

this make you sick?

oh, you don`t need to answer if the answer is yes... :)))

>
> > I really don`t know what to say about French people. I knew some
> > of them in the History and Litterature course I did in the end
> > of my French course, and some of them were nice and some of them
> > not.
>
> well, that's people in general.

yes. Anyway we are treated a little bit as inferiors, you see?

It seems they never let us forget they are superior and we are not...

or perhaps Brazilian people are a little be susceptible about these kind of things...

> > perhaps they were affraid of Germans because of the WW II, and
> > then they think if they treat Germans well they won`t be invaded
> > again... :)
>
> no, it just shows you what they think of americans!

heheh...

>
> > Anyway, I was remembering the 1982 Soccer World Cup when France
> > was defeated by German after being winning in the extra-time by
> > two goals of advantage...
>
> > were they still affraid of Germans?
>
> > Well, just kidding.
>
> > Anyway, do you think in fact French people hate americans?
>
> i think they hate the idea of many of them.

I think they are jealous of americans...

you see, when I was younger I put a great importance to France...

but i don`t know. Today I just prefer States... :)

what do you think about all that?

>
> and as i read somewhere, imagine your city being flooded with thousands of people who
> not only disrupt your daily life, but become very demanding because they don't think
> enough attention is paid to them.

Well, I don`t know how Americans behave in USA, but I do think if they don`t want
tourists they had to refuse their money too...

>
> > I think brazilian ones are horrible too.
>
> > I remember when I went to Europe how I was ashamed by my
> > compatriots' behaviour.
>
> > They simply spoke too loud. The brazilian guy who helped us in
> > Paris said he helped a brazilian soccer team and he admonished
> > them all the time because of the way they behaved in Paris.
>
> that's soccer players for ya. i assume they're going to act like that everywhere.

I think so.

Well... I`m not so sure nowadays. Most of them are religious or too rich... perhaps some
of them have some education...

>
> > Some people think they can do everything because of their money,
> > isn`t it?
>
> look at George W. Bush. he might be the next prez all because of his money and
> connections.
>
> at least Al Gore can claim something.

what? :)

well, I can`t like this guy... :)

>W. basically set up the educational system in
> Texas to ensure that the poorer students don't improve their situation one bit.

what kind of thing did he in educational system?

> I
> thought the point of school was to get kids out of the ghettos, not keep them there.

how did he do it?

>
> > oh... I was always ashamed when my compatriots acted like that
> > in Europe...
>
> > I remember when we were in a bus watching some French beaches
> > where it`s possible to make a topless. Well, all brazilians in
> > the bus made such a spetacle, taking photos of the girls and so
> > on that I had desire to ask for asylum in France...
>
> take asylum on the beach? :^)

hehehe....

you have a bad idea of me, isn`t it? :)

>
> > I don`t know, it seems French people are so more elevated
> > someway, isn`t it?
>
> not to me. they seem pretty laid back in a way that I can handle.

laid back like what?

>
> > oh yeah - brazilian people in foreign lands act always like
> > that.
>
> > Japanese people seem to walk always toghether, isn`t it? But i
> > wouldn`t be ashamed of them if I were japanese... :)
>
> i would huddle with other americans if i went to japan. i don't know any of the
language
> or the customs necessary to get around.

heheheh... i have never thought about it...

>
> > i have never heard about it...
>
> > Well, you can imagine my surprise: I studied in the School
> > (called Cefet)I give classes nowadays from 15 to 18 years old...
> > and when I ask my students most of them say the year I entered
> > in Cefet they were one or two years old...
>
> it sort of sneaks up on you, doesn't it?

yes - there`s a time in life when you perceived it. We always think we have te same age
someway... but we are not.

>You go for so long being the one who doesn't
> have a clue and then one day, you look behind you and think, "have i really been
around
> for that long?"

this is exactly what happens...

perhaps everybody passes by it, but I`m not that sure.

>Mentally, I think i will always be about 15. my brain doesn't want to
> accept that i will be dawdling around in a nursing home somewhere, shuffling very
slowly
> as some teenagers go running past me down the hall to see their grandpa.

yes... but all we can do is hope our days of old will be fine.

I see my grandma for example who forgot almost everything... at least she seems happy...

>
> ...i can't imagine i would ever have any grandchildren....
>
> > translate an american into French? this newsreport was from
> > whom?
>
> This was on French TV.

but they asked you for opinions?

>
> > but this was bad? and French meals were really around $20?
>
> no they weren't. I think they went to some really touristy-type places.
>
> i mean, you can tell. when you talk to her and compare against what you find in Paris,
> it's obvious she really didn't do anything outside of her group.

When I was in Europe I stayed most of time with my group... but three days without it in
Paris were great!

Unfortunately I didn`t return... well, just by internet!

>
> > i went to Paris in 1982 and I really saw the streets full of
> > painters... but frankly I thought all the thing a little bit
> > pathetic. They all painted the same picture!
>
> The eiffel tower?

yes... parisian scenes... and tourists portraits... water-colours always with the same style...

>
> Well, at least that's more of the image of Paris I had thought at one time existed.

and it was a deception!

>It's
> very strange. Here is this place known for its cheese, wine, fashion, artistry,
>writers,
> and what do you find when you walk in a souvenir shop? t-shirts! miniature replicas of
> the eiffel tower! coffee mugs!

yes... I always remeber a brazilian writer who wrote he was in a café in paris wanting for respiring the same air of Camus and Sartre... with lots of tourists around trying to respire the air of Camus and Sartre...

Paris n'est plus la même!

>
> everyone kept wanting me to bring them back something from France, but I bought no
> souvenirs there because what you could find was really insulting.

hehehe... i liked your description...

>
> > Oh, the world belongs to America!!!
>
> > this is fine...
>
> > but this is strange, isn`t it?
>
> > I think I would be affraid...
>
> > Anyway, normally people don`t act like that with men...
>
> > I understand - this is a really scaring experience.
>
> I was more mad than anything else. Besides the fact that it was so crude to act in
such
> a way, it just chalks up one more point for the jerks. and i hate to say it, but when
> something like that happens to me, i become more curt with all guys in general. it's
not
> on purpose. it's just a reaction.

and I understand you - it's a rather normal reaction.

But you see, some guys just aren`t like that...

>
> > oh... you know very well I`ll be very happy if you`ll do it.
>
> > I really enjoyed your post!
 
Re: beddy time! Right on! Yawn.

Oh, Mother, I can feel ... the soil falling over a terrible thread.

Please.
 
Yeah, Yawn. Put it to bed.

> Oh, Mother, I can feel ... the soil falling over a terrible
> thread.

> Please.

Thank GOD for you! Praise and salutations to the drivell spotter extraordinaire.
 
Re: Yeah, Yawn. Put it to bed.

> Thank GOD for you! Praise and salutations to the drivell spotter
> extraordinaire.

1. you know it's bad.
2. you know what's being said.
3. yet, you still can't stop yourself from opening it up and reading every single word?
 
Re: Judgement Day & Giving Thanks!

> 1. you know it's bad.
> 2. you know what's being said.
> 3. yet, you still can't stop yourself from opening it up and
> reading every single word?

"It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever, in which case" ... we'd better stay informed.

"Don't you find?"

PS. Guys, I'm only pullin' yer legs huh. Don't feel bad for me, I want you to know... I truly love this board. Oh, Cinderellina, what's that dopamine story again? Ah, work is a four letter nerd. It truly is.
 
Re: I think you'll find that's...

> Ah, work is a four letter nerd. It truly is.

Work is a four legged herd. Yes it's true!
 
Re: Judgement Day & Giving Thanks!

> "It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever, in
> which case" ... we'd better stay informed.

> "Don't you find?"

yes, you'd better stay tuned to this thread as it might contain breaking, first-hand information of who the next US president is. I'm on the phone with James Baker right now. I'm transcribing almost verbatim when i type, "Suzanne, we've got to keep this information very quiet. Jay Leno is slaughtering us with his merciless mastery of sarcasm. If he gets wind that the results are in, we are finished, so we must buy as much time as we can. When we call back with the results and Mr. W's press release, be sure to release it in a thread directed at a Brazilian national. We're hoping the 10 other people interested in reading it will disconnect their modems and phone their aunts with the big news. They in turn will tell their hairdressers who will in turn tell their other clients, and by the time the news reaches the Burbank Studios, Mr. W's term will be over and he will be sucessfully re-elected for a second."

> PS. Guys, I'm only pullin' yer legs huh. Don't feel bad for me,
> I want you to know... I truly love this board.

Do you love it as a friend or a brother?

>Oh, Cinderellina,
> what's that dopamine story again? Ah, work is a four letter
> nerd. It truly is.
 
Re: beddy time!

> tu as fait ton meilleur et ça m'a fait très heuruex...
> americans

i tried writing earlier. it just didn't work. what's wrong with me? as I said, i almost ran into a car today, i can't really focus on anything, as evidenced as i accidentally brewed up a cup of Chamomile tea instead of Lemon just now.

J'ai reste en Europe pour huit nuits, et une semaine prochaine, je me sentis fatiguee. il est comme que je suis la et comme que je ne quite jamais.

> this is true. I remember a brazilian president who spoke in
> french somewhere and a
> deputy said he could understand just the french spoken by the
> president and not the
> french spoken by french people...

> what???

> oh, I have to disagree!

> you english speakers run all the sounds toghether to me...

??

> you see, I think the difference between us is that I speak
> portuguese and you english...
> our languages seem clearer to us...
> tired
> work

> I understand you - procrastinating is not good at all. If we do
> what I have to do we
> feel much better the next day.

i know, but there are not enough hours in the day for the likes of me. and i still lead a boring life. how come everyone else has all these things that I dont? where are my friends? My steady relationship? My exciting life? How come everyone else has time to sit in front of the TV and veg out and still have these things and I don't?

God, I'm in whine mode again. I navigated Europe by myself, but in the end, I'm still the same weiner that I was before I took off. I suppose it doesn't help that I've had indigestion for about 3 days straight from all the food people cram down your gullet.

As I was about to say, I got your CD. I still haven't listened to it all the way through as my usual means of listening to CD's was unduly silenced and i've had to entertain myself in the car by butchering songs from Beauty and the Beast by sort of singing them to myself.

God knows why I had that song stuck in my head, but I did.

> it seems my friend's son was eating on the table because the
> woman's dog was scaring
> him. So the woman made a complaint against the man who works in
> the building because my
> friend's son was on the table! So my friend wrote some things
> against the woman, and the
> woman wants to sue her...

sounds joyous. maybe the dog will mysteriously disappear one day.

> ok, but... she was gentle to you before you went to Europe,
> isn`t it? And did you bring
> the Gummi "from German" she asked you? :)
> completely

dude, she started being nice as soon as i agreed to be in my usual job. that's all that matters.

> this is really terrible, isn`t it? We are normally so attached
> to our prefered cds.

Yes, i went to some stores today and I found the eno/cale thing sitting there and I thought about how this would be the second time in a year I would have bought that CD and I shelved it.

> oh yes, this is what my mother told me - she thought about the
> hand's men in their room,
> budging everything, and what he would do with the jewels she was
> so attached because of
> particular reasons.

> Anyway it had a good thing in it: finally my father bought an
> alarm system to his big
> house. We are all more calm that way.

the sad thing is that i have an alarm on my car, but because the key chain bit is not working, i can't arm it and of course, i've been too lazy/busy to get it fixed.

but you know, me being the fatalist that I am, it was going to end this way. being so harried and upset that I was that I couldn't take 5 seconds to hide my things in the trunk was just begging for and ending such as that.

> yeah...

> i don`t know, but it`s difficult to understand why a person do a
> thing like that...

its a cheap and easy way to get money when you feel like you can't get it better any way else.

with the way the economy splits Austin, it's not a big shock. It's not the people making $60,000 at their highly skilled computer job. It's everybody else who is getting trampled by all the people in town who assume everyone makes $60,000 a year.

> oh, I am sorry I made it to you... they have promised me the cd
> would go to your
> house...

well, it needed a signature, apparently, but that was a good thing as it would have been sitting on my front step for over a week, and thereofore, probably not there once I came back.

> anyway, i am sad now because I can`t record cds anymore. I have
> to call someone here (a
> guy gave me instructions that didn`t work) and this always worry
> me.

oh.

> but it wasn`t in the discussion board, was it?

> oh really?

> well, as for me... I... kind of... copy some of his ways...

> but discreetly, you see? :)

> yes, and we both now he probably is here...

> this make you sick?

> oh, you don`t need to answer if the answer is yes... :)))

> yes. Anyway we are treated a little bit as inferiors, you see?

> It seems they never let us forget they are superior and we are
> not...

> or perhaps Brazilian people are a little be susceptible about
> these kind of things...

> heheh...

> I think they are jealous of americans...

> you see, when I was younger I put a great importance to
> France...

> but i don`t know. Today I just prefer States... :)

> what do you think about all that?

> Well, I don`t know how Americans behave in USA, but I do think
> if they don`t want
> tourists they had to refuse their money too...

> I think so.

> Well... I`m not so sure nowadays. Most of them are religious or
> too rich... perhaps some
> of them have some education...

> what? :)

> well, I can`t like this guy... :)

> what kind of thing did he in educational system?

he made this one standardized test be the main means of determining how much money a school gets. The better they do on the test, the more money they get. This means that schools with more mentally handicapped kids, or poorer students who have outdated books will have their fundings cut even further while more money is channeled to the schools that already have resources and are already sending lots of kids off to university.

> how did he do it?

> hehehe....

> you have a bad idea of me, isn`t it? :)

> laid back like what?
> language

> heheheh... i have never thought about it...

> yes - there`s a time in life when you perceived it. We always
> think we have te same age
> someway... but we are not.
> around

> this is exactly what happens...

> perhaps everybody passes by it, but I`m not that sure.
> slowly

> yes... but all we can do is hope our days of old will be fine.

> I see my grandma for example who forgot almost everything... at
> least she seems happy...

i guess happiness should win...

> but they asked you for opinions?

i think they tried. i'm not sure. my french is that bad.

> When I was in Europe I stayed most of time with my group... but
> three days without it in
> Paris were great!

> Unfortunately I didn`t return... well, just by internet!

> yes... parisian scenes... and tourists portraits...
> water-colours always with the same style...

> and it was a deception!

> yes... I always remeber a brazilian writer who wrote he was in a
> café in paris wanting for respiring the same air of Camus and
> Sartre... with lots of tourists around trying to respire the air
> of Camus and Sartre...

well, they weren't american tourists because 4/5ths of them have never heard of Sartre. Nice to know other people travel.

Everyone comes back with their own picture. One guy I know kept fixating on the price of things, a girl kept talking about food and museums. I remember in high school that a lucky group got to go from our class and they complained about how dirty everything was and how the french had body odor and never bathed.

The Metro was definitely cleaner and better kept than the Tube. The French were nicer than the British. And i didn't smell one french person with body odor.

:^)

> Paris n'est plus la même!

> hehehe... i liked your description...
> such
> not

> and I understand you - it's a rather normal reaction.

> But you see, some guys just aren`t like that...

yes, and i wonder, maybe i should tune my radar into the freaks. maybe i have more in common than i thought because the normal guys haven't shown much interest. i found out the guy in our group who asked me out did it more because he was lonely and couldn't think of anyone else to ask. i deduced it, but i confirmed it with my friend the other day.

bien sur, Morrissey is too busy farting around LA to be of any use, :^) and after my last trip, I couldn't help but think, 'wagons, east!' but two people on completely different continents are good only for the rare pub hopping, aren't they?

and on that note, i think i will go to bed. it feels like 4 AM or something.
 
Re: Just Giving Thanks!

> Do you love it as a friend or a brother?

as much as a cat loves its master:
"oh you want the prey to come sooner, oh you want the prey to come sooner, oh" ...

Ah, four wheels brought me death and despair. Four smaller wheels now keep me going. Life's fumbling politeness?
 
Re: Just Giving Thanks!

> as much as a cat loves its master:
> "oh you want the prey to come sooner, oh you want the prey
> to come sooner, oh" ...

uh---huh.

are there any prey worth mentioning around here?

> Ah, four wheels brought me death and despair. Four smaller
> wheels now keep me going. Life's fumbling politeness?




me, i think
 
Re: beddy time!

> i tried writing earlier. it just didn't work. what's wrong with
> me? as I said, i almost ran into a car today, i can't really
> focus on anything, as evidenced as i accidentally brewed up a
> cup of Chamomile tea instead of Lemon just now.

how are you right now?

you see, I am worried about you...

> J'ai reste en Europe pour huit nuits, et une semaine prochaine,
> je me sentis fatiguee. il est comme que je suis la et comme que
> je ne quite jamais.

tu te sens encore à l'Europe?

Je me souviens très bien que j'avais un grand désire d'y retourner... ce que n'est jamais arrivé... je te comprends.

> ??

don't you agree? and people from texas are those who speak the sounds much more toghether than others! :)

really...

> i know, but there are not enough hours in the day for the likes
> of me.

just like me - it's 3:35 am now...

> and i still lead a boring life. how come everyone else
> has all these things that I dont? where are my friends?

I don't have much of them either...

>My
> steady relationship?

oh you are making me feel guilty...

>My exciting life?

I think the internet life is a very exciting one... I don't have much more than this... well, I have a beautiful daughter and some cds of Schubert.

> How come everyone else
> has time to sit in front of the TV and veg out and still have
> these things and I don't?

I don't know. I don't have time to veg either...

> God, I'm in whine mode again. I navigated Europe by myself, but
> in the end, I'm still the same wheiner that I was before I took
> off.

I don`t think you whine that much...

> I suppose it doesn't help that I've had indigestion for
> about 3 days straight from all the food people cram down your
> gullet.

well, perhaps this is the real cause of your mood.

> As I was about to say, I got your CD.

don`t be angry with me if you don`t like it, ok?

>I still haven't listened
> to it all the way through as my usual means of listening to CD's
> was unduly silenced and i've had to entertain myself in the car
> by butchering songs from Beauty and the Beast by sort of singing
> them to myself.

hehehe... do you know them by heart?

in brazil these kind of films are always spoken in portuguese, and they call brazilian singers to sing the songs. It sounds oh so fake to me - the songs were not thought to be sung in english... it's strange. If it's some kitsch singer that do versions, I don`t care. But they want to put it in a sophisticated shell, and I think it's strange.

Anyway, our children have to have songs sung in our language! :)

> God knows why I had that song stuck in my head, but I did.

nowadays I don`t repress my feelings when I can`t take some song away of my mind... I like some ridiculous things, you know... :)

> sounds joyous. maybe the dog will mysteriously disappear one
> day.

Good idea. I`ll tell it to my friend.

> dude, she started being nice as soon as i agreed to be in my
> usual job. that's all that matters.

anyway, she finally perceived you do well your job, didn`t she?

> Yes, i went to some stores today and I found the eno/cale thing
> sitting there and I thought about how this would be the second
> time in a year I would have bought that CD and I shelved it.

hey suzanne, I think I have the cassette of this cd and I never hear it. Wouldn`t be offended if...?

I could record another cd and send to you too... I can make some copies of the cds you've lost...

> the sad thing is that i have an alarm on my car, but because the
> key chain bit is not working, i can't arm it and of course, i've
> been too lazy/busy to get it fixed.

are you like me then? I am terribly lazy to fix things in my car.

> but you know, me being the fatalist that I am, it was going to
> end this way. being so harried and upset that I was that I
> couldn't take 5 seconds to hide my things in the trunk was just
> begging for and ending such as that.

i understand... I am like that too...

al my loveable cds are in places that can be robbed someway.

> its a cheap and easy way to get money when you feel like you
> can't get it better any way else.

but do you think is because of that they steal? I think the drug thing is the principal cause of these kind of robbery, principally in a rich country like USA.

> with the way the economy splits Austin, it's not a big shock.
> It's not the people making $60,000 at their highly skilled
> computer job. It's everybody else who is getting trampled by all
> the people in town who assume everyone makes $60,000 a year.

really... in brazil we have the ide everybody in the states makes 60,000 a year...

> well, it needed a signature, apparently, but that was a good
> thing as it would have been sitting on my front step for over a
> week, and thereofore, probably not there once I came back.

oh great!

> oh.

the first intructions he gave me didn't work at all. I have to try more.

> he made this one standardized test be the main means of
> determining how much money a school gets. The better they do on
> the test, the more money they get. This means that schools with
> more mentally handicapped kids, or poorer students who have
> outdated books will have their fundings cut even further while
> more money is channeled to the schools that already have
> resources and are already sending lots of kids off to
> university.

this is some kind of darwinist method isn`t it?

I agree you are right in this point.

> i guess happiness should win...

hehehe... this was cruel from you...

> i think they tried. i'm not sure. my french is that bad.

mais ils t'ont compris, n'est-ce pas? ça c'est le plus important après tout.

> well, they weren't american tourists because 4/5ths of them have
> never heard of Sartre. Nice to know other people travel.

i don`t know...

In Brazil probably 199/200 of the populatin never heard about Sartre - but those obsessed by France normally are like that because they have some humanist references.

> Everyone comes back with their own picture.

I remeber I liked Italy and everybody always says marvelous things about it, that they are a affectionate people and so on, but my father went there recently and hated italians. He said marvelous things about greeks and germans (who I always thought were cold).

> One guy I know kept
> fixating on the price of things, a girl kept talking about food
> and museums. I remember in high school that a lucky group got to
> go from our class and they complained about how dirty everything
> was and how the french had body odor and never bathed.

> The Metro was definitely cleaner and better kept than the Tube.
> The French were nicer than the British. And i didn't smell one
> french person with body odor.

> :^)

hehehe... really nice...

anyway, it seems that european people use to take less baths than americans and brazilians. There are even researches about it!

> yes, and i wonder, maybe i should tune my radar into the freaks.
> maybe i have more in common than i thought because the normal
> guys haven't shown much interest. i found out the guy in our
> group who asked me out did it more because he was lonely and
> couldn't think of anyone else to ask.

which group are you talking about? the one from your trip?

>i deduced it, but i
> confirmed it with my friend the other day.

weel, but this doesn`t signifie at all that every guy in the world will think the same way about you.

> bien sur, Morrissey is too busy farting around LA to be of any
> use, :^)

anyway, you are much nearer him than me. so if you meet him tell him I like him so much!

sorry... this was stupid :)

> and after my last trip, I couldn't help but think,
> 'wagons, east!' but two people on completely different
> continents are good only for the rare pub hopping, aren't they?

these two people are you and your friend from English, isn`t it? and what's "rare pub hopping" is?

> and on that note, i think i will go to bed. it feels like 4 AM
> or something.

it's 4:23 now. I don`t know if my wife wants me out of bed early or not tomorrow... well, today...

a hug,
Fabricio
 
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