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[Deleted member 6305]

The other day I had sex with my girlfriend while she was on her period for the first time. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Has anyone else ever tried it? Any bad experiences?

 

[Darth Vegan]

I've never heard that expression for it. Hilarious.

And yes, all the time. Hell, I've even GONE DOWN during that time (not a regular occurrence, but it's happened knowingly)

 

[Mozza220559]

Who's supposed to get pleasure during that?

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Who's supposed to get pleasure during that?

You're right. We should be banished to tents at the outskirts of the village during our "unclean time."

 

[Mozza220559]

You're right. We should be banished to tents at the outskirts of the village during our "unclean time."

When the tomato boat is docked, do not walk on the deck.

Dracula's tea-bag?

 

[nugz]

hahaha


hmmm, I wonder if Morrissey's ever had sex while on his period

 

[I am a Ghost]

And yes, all the time. Hell, I've even GONE DOWN during that time (not a regular occurrence, but it's happened knowingly)

Also known as a "Rainbow Kiss".

 

[Deleted member 6305]

I've never heard that expression for it. Hilarious.

Just made it up.

 

[Darth Vegan]

Also known as a "Rainbow Kiss".

or the "Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"

 

[Skinner]

hahaha


hmmm, I wonder if Morrissey's ever had sex while on his period

Haha! You beat me to that joke nugie!

Also known as a "Rainbow Kiss".

or the "Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"

And by the way, you 2 are gross...

 

[Darth Vegan]

I never said I was a role model

 

[nugz]

or the "Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"

I just laughed/frowned.

 

[Darth Vegan]

I just laughed/frowned.

thats the reaction most women have to me, I'm used to it by now.

 

[Superhans]

Haha! You beat me to that joke nugie!

Gutted!

It was such a good joke an' all.

 

[Uncleskinny]

In the circles in which I move (errr...), the two most common phrases are "Liverpool are at home", and "The painters are in".

Peter

 

[bored]

I've never heard that expression for it. Hilarious.

And yes, all the time. Hell, I've even GONE DOWN during that time (not a regular occurrence, but it's happened knowingly)

Earning your Red Wings

 

[Cassius]

You should knock on the back door when the front porch is being painted.

 

[Skinner]

You should knock on the back door when the front porch is being painted.

Cassius!!!! Don't encourage THAT kind of behavoir...

 

[Cassius]

Cassius!!!! Don't encourage THAT kind of behavoir...

 

[Cassius]

You should have made this poll public.