With his agreement, I once wrote to a Morrissey fan website forum under the pseudonym Abigail Lawson to point out the fact that Little Man, What Now? was not, as popularly believed, a lyric about the American child actor Jack Wilde. It is a circumstantial verse to the minor British actor Malcolm McFee who appeared in the 1970s British television series, Please Sir! Abigail Lawson received no less than seventy-five death threats. Impressive. Thus, one must take care to side-step the rabid, mythological stampede of one’s own zealots and, indeed, the forum cannibals who are a species best left to their own gnashing, circular idiocies. The latter are not fans, they are people who cry out for euthanasia.