Desert Island Smiths Member: Who would you take?

I'd take Morrissey! To the island.

 

@ whoever picked Joyce. You do know that he'll murder you and use your bones as a drum kit, right? He'll look at you the way hungry people do in films, but instead of seeing meat, he'll see a drum kit! So you've just killed yourself! Silly billy!

Morrissey would never kill you! He doesn't eat meat or play the drums!

 

No votes for Rourke, yet! Tactical voting maybe? Because we all know that Rourke likes bass. He'd probably smoke you if you took him to the island. Are voters concerned about that? We'll have to wait and see!

 

Two voters have gone with Marr, totally unaware of his short temper! Do not piss Marr off! He'll string you up like that Jaguar he's so fond of!

 

iv went with M,think hes a more interesting character whereas johnboys a bit meh for me.

 

Oof that’s sexy!

 

Morrissey and Marr are both way too high maintenance and Morrissey would expect you to be his servant. I chose Joyce because he seems like the easiest to get along with. He might sue you after you were rescued but would be cool in the meantime.

 

No one has asked...

How big is this desert island ?